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A sticky situation...

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:36 pm

This story's actually a few days old - but let's ignore that.
Syrup spillage shuts A20 road at Sellindge

Motorists faced long delays on the A20 in south Kent after a lorry shed its load of syrup.

The incident happened on the A20 at Sellindge between Ashford and Hythe at about 03:00 BST.

The road was closed for about five hours between the Otterpool Lane and Swan Lane junctions.

A Kent Police spokeswoman earlier said it would take a long time to scrub the road as syrup is "rather a sticky substance".
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Post by klr » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:41 pm

Trust PC Plod to state the obvious in a distinctly humourless manner. You'd think they try and work in a subtle joke somehow.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:41 pm

I heard that traffic had slowed to a treacle. :tea:
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Post by klr » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:43 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I heard that traffic had slowed to a treacle. :tea:
That's more like it. :hehe:
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Post by Geoff » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:53 pm

klr wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I heard that traffic had slowed to a treacle. :tea:
That's more like it. :hehe:
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Re: A sticky situation...

Post by Rum » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:55 pm

I'm trying to think of a witty pun, but this is a sticky one... :think:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:59 pm

klr wrote:Trust PC Plod to state the obvious in a distinctly humourless manner. You'd think they try and work in a subtle joke somehow.
Typical copper. Slow as effin' molasses.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:11 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:Trust PC Plod to state the obvious in a distinctly humourless manner. You'd think they try and work in a subtle joke somehow.
Typical copper. Slow as effin' molasses.
Should have got the Sugarintendant to make a statement.
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Post by Rum » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:20 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:Trust PC Plod to state the obvious in a distinctly humourless manner. You'd think they try and work in a subtle joke somehow.
Typical copper. Slow as effin' molasses.
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That is the most attenuated pun evah! You should be syrupticously strangled!
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Re: A sticky situation...

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:21 pm

Rum wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:Trust PC Plod to state the obvious in a distinctly humourless manner. You'd think they try and work in a subtle joke somehow.
Typical copper. Slow as effin' molasses.
Should have got the Sugarintendant to make a statement.
That is the most attenuated pun evah! You should be syrupticously strangled!
A Cuban nectar, perhaps? :tea:
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Re: A sticky situation...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:59 pm

Something wicket this was comes, but not via the A20.
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Re: A sticky situation...

Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:32 pm

Rum wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
klr wrote:Trust PC Plod to state the obvious in a distinctly humourless manner. You'd think they try and work in a subtle joke somehow.
Typical copper. Slow as effin' molasses.
Should have got the Sugarintendant to make a statement.
That is the most attenuated pun evah! You should be syrupticously strangled!
Naaaaaaah, it's not that bad.
I thought it was rather sweet.
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Re: A sticky situation...

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:38 pm

Maybe Miss Maple will investigate?
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