Berlusconi called Merkel an unfuckable lard arse

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Post by laklak » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:35 pm

There is enough tequila to make me do her, but just barely.

Actually, that much tequila would likely induce performance issues, if not outright alcoholic poisoning.
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Post by JimC » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:28 am

The Italian revenge for the whole Hitler/Mussolini thing...
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:39 am

JimC wrote:The Italian revenge for the whole Hitler/Mussolini thing...
Having a dig at German precision engineering more like? :coffee:
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Post by Tyrannical » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:43 am

I guess she isn't up to the usual hooker Berlusconi finds himself with.
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:57 am

You would have to be fairly drunk but she is german and if she is half as kinky as their porn is alcohol may not be necessary.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:25 am

redunderthebed wrote:You would have to be fairly drunk but she is german and if she is half as kinky as their porn is alcohol may not be necessary.
I suspect she would hector you about fiscal probity and quite put you off your stride.
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:31 am

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redunderthebed wrote:You would have to be fairly drunk but she is german and if she is half as kinky as their porn is alcohol may not be necessary.
I suspect she would hector you about fiscal probity and quite put you off your shit
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Re: Berlusconi called Merkel an unfuckable lard arse

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:35 am

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redunderthebed wrote:You would have to be fairly drunk but she is german and if she is half as kinky as their porn is alcohol may not be necessary.
I suspect she would hector you about fiscal probity and quite put you off your shit
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Re: Berlusconi called Merkel an unfuckable lard arse

Post by tattuchu » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:25 am

That's no way to treat the German Chancellor. Dude should show some respect. You know, and give her a shoulder massage like our Bush did :ddpan:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:40 am

The last time Germany and Italy got into bed together, it didnt end well.
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Re: Berlusconi called Merkel an unfuckable lard arse

Post by mistermack » Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:48 pm

It never ceases to amaze me how people pay for sex, and yet still convince themselves that they are some kind of stud.

If Berlosconi wasn't buying it, he's be grateful for attention from someone like Merkle.

That is a sad, sad man.

It says something about Italian voters.
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