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by klr » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:46 am
JimC wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:klr wrote:Tigger wrote:Jesus Christ on a stick.
I couldn't find a Jesus USB pen drive, but here's the next best thing:
[/derail]

A virgin Mary USB? You don't even have to plug it in to get data on it....immaculate downloading.
Actually, the moment you plug it in it's no longer a virgin...


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by Schneibster » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:09 pm
Crumple wrote:Schneibster wrote:You begin to see where the problem is coming from over here, I think.
ETA: You may also begin to see why I hate cranks.
Q. How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The light bulb will change itself.
You begin to see see why I hate quants ? 
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by Atheist-Lite » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:11 pm
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by Schneibster » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:52 pm
That's a shame, you should cut those strings. You'd come across a lot less
Meanwhile, on-topic (yes, you just trolled your own thread), we just had a brief power outage about two hours ago, perhaps five minutes. I'm betting they had to cut in a piece of equipment to fix whatever failed, somewhere or other that affected more than just San Diego.
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by Cormac » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:04 pm
klr wrote:Tigger wrote:Jesus Christ on a stick.
I couldn't find a Jesus USB pen drive, but here's the next best thing:
[/derail]

Is that a virgin mary vibrator with a USB power supply?
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
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by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:24 pm
I'm glad I live within a few miles of a power station.

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by tattuchu » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:31 pm
You're my wife now, Dave!
Oh sorry. I thought you said blackface. Nevermind

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