The Illuminati are shit.

[Audley Strange]

(If this doesn't belong here please move it.)

I've sat up through the night listening to conspiracy theories for a laugh and one thing that struck me is this.

According to various wankers the Illuminati are some bloodlines that have been in control of Earth since the dawn of time blah blah blah. Their goal is apparently world domination (which is explicit in their claim that they already have always controlled Earth) and what the Illuminati want to do is to dominate the world so they can kill most of us off.

Now, it seems to me that the best time to do this would have been at any given point in history prior to educating the masses and giving them access to ever increasing medical benefits, and technology.

So as such we have the rulers of the world who want to kill us all so they can one day rule the world that they rule and their method of massive population reduction has been to prolong the life of the average individual.

These guys are the most inept conspiracy ever. Never mind debunking all the horseshit that goes along with it, the central premise is so flawed as to be practically insane. For the illuminated they are not the brightest sparks are they?

[Atheist-Lite]

(If this doesn't belong here please move it.)

I've sat up through the night listening to conspiracy theories for a laugh and one thing that struck me is this.

According to various wankers the Illuminati are some bloodlines that have been in control of Earth since the dawn of time blah blah blah. Their goal is apparently world domination (which is explicit in their claim that they already have always controlled Earth) and what the Illuminati want to do is to dominate the world so they can kill most of us off.

Now, it seems to me that the best time to do this would have been at any given point in history prior to educating the masses and giving them access to ever increasing medical benefits, and technology.

So as such we have the rulers of the world who want to kill us all so they can one day rule the world that they rule and their method of massive population reduction has been to prolong the life of the average individual.

These guys are the most inept conspiracy ever. Never mind debunking all the horseshit that goes along with it, the central premise is so flawed as to be practically insane. For the illuminated they are not the brightest sparks are they?

There is no conspiracy, these are not the droids you want. Human stupidity will achieve all the objectives of the illuminati, population reduction and the removal of idiots, without any trail of evidence leading back to the culprits. I ain't gonna work for that beancounting man no more. Even though I could....

[Mysturji]

The Eschaton wil be Imannentised at the appropriate time and place.
Hail Eris!
All hail Discordia!

[Audley Strange]

Been fucking Golden Apples again George?

[Robert_S]

The Illuminati are a ruthless cabal of pranksters who find a little too much humor in the rants of the paranoid.

[Atheist-Lite]

The Illuminati are a ruthless cabal of pranksters who find a little too much humor in the rants of the paranoid.

[Audley Strange]

The Illuminati are a ruthless cabal of pranksters who find a little too much humor in the rants of the paranoid.

[Atheist-Lite]

[Audley Strange]

Alright... I do love a bit of Sparks.

[Geoff]

The Illuminati are a ruthless cabal of pranksters who find a little too much humor in the rants of the paranoid.

I'm offended by that statement; everything we are doing is for your own good!

[nellikin]

I'm offended on your behalf.

[Pappa]

I'm offended on your behalf.

I'm offended on behalf of you for all the Christians who would be offended.

[nellikin]

I'm offended on behalf of the pagans who are excluded from consideration in the above.

[Atheist-Lite]

The un-illuminated people do not have a choice - they have tell tale 'corridor thinking'. The difference is the illuminated do have a choice. The difference is not a matter of luck. It is heridatory. The squeamish will never eat beatles and sit in a pile of crap to stay alive. They are the kind who will not leave the bar on a sinking ship in the hope it's the drink not the bar. Un-illuminated - don't be one of them.

[Mysturji]

Please don't eat The Beatles. There are only 2 left!