US Police Officer Caught Having Sex in Uniform on Duty

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US Police Officer Caught Having Sex in Uniform on Duty

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:17 pm

This officer and a woman were caught in flagrante dilecto ....http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S226 ... ml?cat=500

Hmmm.... so many questions....

Was it a traffic stop?

I think whether he gets fired should depend on whether he was banging a suspect in a traffic stop. If he was using his power to extract sex, or acceding to an offer of sex to refrain from writing a ticket, then he needs to go.

If that's his girlfriend, and they met for an "afternoon delight" then he maybe ought to be reprimanded, but not fired.

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Post by Robert_S » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:20 pm

What if he wrote her a ticket and then accepted an offer for sex in exchange for the amount of the fine?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:21 pm

Robert_S wrote:What if he wrote her a ticket and then accepted an offer for sex in exchange for the amount of the fine?
If he wrote her a ticket she wouldn't get out of it by screwing him. The pads are numbered. So he couldn't ditch the ticket.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:21 pm

Robert_S wrote:What if he wrote her a ticket and then accepted an offer for sex in exchange for the amount of the fine?
Then it's o.k....as long as he used a condom (except for during the oral sex, cuz, well, that would be silly...) :biggrin:

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:23 pm

What if...errr.....the cop had committed an offence, the lady made a citizens arrest, and it was the cop trying to get out of it by proffering beastliness? No, hang on, err.
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Post by FBM » Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:39 pm

Tap dat shit. :fbm:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:40 pm

Give the guy a break, will ya? He was just a simple working stiff.
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Post by Animavore » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:49 pm

His "utility belt"?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:50 pm

Animavore wrote:His "utility belt"?
Sure it wasn't Batman?
It's called a Sam Browne Belt.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:06 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Robert_S wrote:What if he wrote her a ticket and then accepted an offer for sex in exchange for the amount of the fine?
If he wrote her a ticket she wouldn't get out of it by screwing him. The pads are numbered. So he couldn't ditch the ticket.
But he could screw her and pay the fine out of pocket.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:16 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Robert_S wrote:What if he wrote her a ticket and then accepted an offer for sex in exchange for the amount of the fine?
If he wrote her a ticket she wouldn't get out of it by screwing him. The pads are numbered. So he couldn't ditch the ticket.
But he could screw her and pay the fine out of pocket.
There are cheaper pieces of ass available.
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Post by HomerJay » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:20 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Animavore wrote:His "utility belt"?
Sure it wasn't Batman?
It's called a Sam Browne Belt.
Euphemism?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:21 pm

HomerJay wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Animavore wrote:His "utility belt"?
Sure it wasn't Batman?
It's called a Sam Browne Belt.
Euphemism?
If so the British Army is to blame. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Browne_belt
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Post by Seth » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:37 pm

Not all that unusual. Some girls like men in uniform...a lot. I caught my Captain fucking one of the 18 year old female police cadets on his office desk one time.
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