Je veux pisser. Je veux pisser

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Je veux pisser. Je veux pisser

Post by Atheist-Lite » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:59 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-14572094

Depardieu has 'oui' problem on Dublin-bound flight

French actor Gerard Depardieu has been removed from a flight bound for Dublin.

The 62-year-old, star of Cyrano de Bergerac and Green Card, was on a flight from Paris when he urinated in front of fellow passengers.

The plane was still on the ground but was preparing for take-off when Mr Depardieu asked to use the lavatory.

When staff told him to stay in his seat, it is understood he stood in the aisle of the plane and urinated into a bottle.

A passenger on the CityJet plane contacted a French radio station on Wednesday and claimed the movie star had also urinated on the aisle.

The traveller claimed Mr Depardieu stood up minutes before take-off and declared in a loud voice: "Je veux pisser. Je veux pisser."

Following the incident, he said it was not alcohol related and was so desperate to use the facilities as he had drunk a litre bottle of water before boarding.

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Post by Feck » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:37 pm

French, typical .
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Post by Seabass » Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 pm

I think that's my new favorite quote. It'd be a great name for his next flick, too.
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Post by HomerJay » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:18 am

He should have told them he was making guinness.

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