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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:15 pm

I hate it when Americans say, "Can I get...?"

"Can I get fries with that?" "Can I get a beer?"

"No, sorry, you can't. Customers are not allowed behind the counter." - moves quickly on to the next customer...
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:35 pm

At the risk of turning this into a 'UK vs US' thread, I wonder why it is that in the US someone in a shop would say "Can I help you?" whereas in the UK they cut off the 'you' and just say "Can I help?" :ask:

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Post by devogue » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:37 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:At the risk of turning this into a 'UK vs US' thread, I wonder why it is that in the US someone in a shop would say "Can I help you?" whereas in the UK they cut off the 'you' and just say "Can I help?" :ask:

Anyway... :fall:
Wow. You found a shop in the UK where they say "Can I help?"? :shock:
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by Tigger » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:40 pm

May I help. :tea:
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Post by Kristie » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:38 pm

Tigger wrote:May I help. :tea:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:49 pm

devogue wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:At the risk of turning this into a 'UK vs US' thread, I wonder why it is that in the US someone in a shop would say "Can I help you?" whereas in the UK they cut off the 'you' and just say "Can I help?" :ask:

Anyway... :fall:
Wow. You found a shop in the UK where they say "Can I help?"? :shock:
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Post by Cormac » Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:44 am

surreptitious57 wrote:Not so much the actual word it self but more so those to
whom it is acknowledged or attributed. And that word is genius
Now just because you admire some one does not automatically make
them one. But it is over used in my opinion and does need serious curtailing
This lot are geniuses and theirs is the standard by which it should be referenced
Socrates - Leonardo - Shakespeare - Newton - Mozart - Dali - Einstein - Dylan - Hendrix

Not sure Socrates belongs there.
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:10 am

devogue wrote:People who say "absolutely" instead of "yes".

Oh, and the fucking bullshit bollocks started by Jim Cameron's fucking film.

It's the Titanic, you twats.

"Are you ready to go back to Titanic, Rose?"

She should have said "It's the Titanic, you dick."

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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by devogue » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:27 am

Cormac wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:Not so much the actual word it self but more so those to
whom it is acknowledged or attributed. And that word is genius
Now just because you admire some one does not automatically make
them one. But it is over used in my opinion and does need serious curtailing
This lot are geniuses and theirs is the standard by which it should be referenced
Socrates - Leonardo - Shakespeare - Newton - Mozart - Dali - Einstein - Dylan - Hendrix

Not sure Socrates belongs there.
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:43 am

devogue wrote:People who say "absolutely" instead of "yes".

Oh, and the fucking bullshit bollocks started by Jim Cameron's fucking film.

It's the Titanic, you twats.

"Are you ready to go back to Titanic, Rose?"

She should have said "It's the Titanic, you dick."

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Why do you need "the" there? :thinks:
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by Cormac » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:48 am

devogue wrote:
Cormac wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:Not so much the actual word it self but more so those to
whom it is acknowledged or attributed. And that word is genius
Now just because you admire some one does not automatically make
them one. But it is over used in my opinion and does need serious curtailing
This lot are geniuses and theirs is the standard by which it should be referenced
Socrates - Leonardo - Shakespeare - Newton - Mozart - Dali - Einstein - Dylan - Hendrix

Not sure Socrates belongs there.
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by Cormac » Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:58 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
devogue wrote:People who say "absolutely" instead of "yes".

Oh, and the fucking bullshit bollocks started by Jim Cameron's fucking film.

It's the Titanic, you twats.

"Are you ready to go back to Titanic, Rose?"

She should have said "It's the Titanic, you dick."

:nono:
Why do you need "the" there? :thinks:
You don't if you're "Northern" :shudder:
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by devogue » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:00 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
devogue wrote:People who say "absolutely" instead of "yes".

Oh, and the fucking bullshit bollocks started by Jim Cameron's fucking film.

It's the Titanic, you twats.

"Are you ready to go back to Titanic, Rose?"

She should have said "It's the Titanic, you dick."

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Why do you need "the" there? :thinks:
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:02 pm

devogue wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
devogue wrote:People who say "absolutely" instead of "yes".

Oh, and the fucking bullshit bollocks started by Jim Cameron's fucking film.

It's the Titanic, you twats.

"Are you ready to go back to Titanic, Rose?"

She should have said "It's the Titanic, you dick."

:nono:
Why do you need "the" there? :thinks:
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"He is on Enterprise, Captain."

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Fair enough, you've made your fucking point...

Of course it should be "the Spock"...
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Re: Words you wish to **ck people wouldn't use!

Post by Feck » Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:19 pm

f**k C**t G*D D**n I mean USE THE FUCKING WORD don't use but try and then Pretend you haven't ! T**T
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