Stupid takes a step towards the White House.

[Atheist-Lite]

The future is a populist future.

Maybe it always is.

The carrot is always in front of the donkey.

[Gallstones]

The future is a populist future.

Maybe it always is.

The carrot is always in front of the donkey.

The carrot is always on the end of the stick. You can beat the donkey with it if it doesn't like carrots.

[maiforpeace]

America will get the 'leader' it deserves. I suspect some unknown coming from nowhere. A real wildcard, necessary to distract the American public from their real rulers.

Like Rick Perry?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Tetrarchy? Great idea! I loved Tetris!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Straw Poll ‘Alarms’ Ratings Agency


AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the results of today's Iowa straw poll “alarming,” Standard and Poor’s took the unprecedented action of downgrading Iowa’s IQ.

While the effects of such an extraordinary measure are hard to predict, experts say the IQ downgrade could result in Iowans having difficulty completing sentences or operating a television remote.

“This downgrade would be very upsetting to Republicans in Iowa,” said an S & P spokesman. “Fortunately, there’s no way they’ll understand it.”

The winner in the straw poll, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), gave a rousing victory speech that was simulcast in English across the state.

But there may be tough sledding ahead for Rep. Bachmann, as a new poll shows her losing support to Texas Governor Rick Perry among voters who describe themselves as morons.

Gov. Perry kicked off his presidential campaign today in South Carolina, unveiling a new stump speech in which he promised to repeal the twentieth century.

[Geoff]

S & P Downgrades Iowa’s IQ
Straw Poll ‘Alarms’ Ratings Agency


AMES, IOWA (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the results of today's Iowa straw poll “alarming,” Standard and Poor’s took the unprecedented action of downgrading Iowa’s IQ.

While the effects of such an extraordinary measure are hard to predict, experts say the IQ downgrade could result in Iowans having difficulty completing sentences or operating a television remote.

“This downgrade would be very upsetting to Republicans in Iowa,” said an S & P spokesman. “Fortunately, there’s no way they’ll understand it.”

The winner in the straw poll, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), gave a rousing victory speech that was simulcast in English across the state.

But there may be tough sledding ahead for Rep. Bachmann, as a new poll shows her losing support to Texas Governor Rick Perry among voters who describe themselves as morons.

Gov. Perry kicked off his presidential campaign today in South Carolina, unveiling a new stump speech in which he promised to repeal the twentieth century.

[hadespussercats]

America will get the 'leader' it deserves. I suspect some unknown coming from nowhere. A real wildcard, necessary to distract the American public from their real rulers.

Like Rick Perry?

Nah, Rick PArry-- with an "A"-- for America!

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[apophenia]

But there may be tough sledding ahead for Rep. Bachmann, as a new poll shows her losing support to Texas Governor Rick Perry among voters who describe themselves as morons.

[drl2]

Neither Bachmann, nor Palin would stand a chance in a general election.

That, and a Bachmann/Palin presidential ticket would lead to a shooting war among porn producers over who got to name their movie "Erection 2012"...