
Your Weirdest 'Close To Paranormal' Encounter?
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Your Weirdest 'Close To Paranormal' Encounter?
We all meet strangers or see friends with new eyes in life and online. This is just for online encounters but if you have a real life story to tell bring it here. What is you weirdest 'close to paranormal' encounter then? 

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I started this thread of a similar vein ages ago.
You might like a look at it. I think that some of the posts were good.
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=14932
You might like a look at it. I think that some of the posts were good.
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=14932
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Re: Your Weirdest 'Close To Paranormal' Encounter?
I have never had a paranormal experience per se
but I once had a rather unpleasant nightmare which
was unbelievably realistic. I found myself - for reasons
that I do not know - in a labyrinthine underground system
which was antiquated and out of use. And was being chased
by the Hellraiser alien and a bunch of Nazis. Now I was in the
kitchen - in the nightmare - and all of a sudden I found myself in
treacle unable to move. I turned round to see the alien and the Nazis
gaining ground on me even though they too were supposedly trapped in
aforementioned treacle. Mercifully I do not remember anything else. Now
you are probably thinking that this was only a bad dream, but the point is that
it was so vivid that I really thought I was down there with only them for company
but I once had a rather unpleasant nightmare which
was unbelievably realistic. I found myself - for reasons
that I do not know - in a labyrinthine underground system
which was antiquated and out of use. And was being chased
by the Hellraiser alien and a bunch of Nazis. Now I was in the
kitchen - in the nightmare - and all of a sudden I found myself in
treacle unable to move. I turned round to see the alien and the Nazis
gaining ground on me even though they too were supposedly trapped in
aforementioned treacle. Mercifully I do not remember anything else. Now
you are probably thinking that this was only a bad dream, but the point is that
it was so vivid that I really thought I was down there with only them for company
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Spooky. And look how quiet a similar thread is just one year later? Spookier still? People are afraid to say boo to ghost now?mistermack wrote:I started this thread of a similar vein ages ago.
You might like a look at it. I think that some of the posts were good.
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=14932

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Maybe it shows how fuckin lazy the ghosts are.Crumple wrote:Spooky. And look how quiet a similar thread is just one year later? Spookier still? People are afraid to say boo to ghost now?mistermack wrote:I started this thread of a similar vein ages ago.
You might like a look at it. I think that some of the posts were good.
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=14932
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I helped deliver demons...pretty sure they were just schizophrenics. I saw a UFO that was pretty cool...still a UFO to me but it could have been many things other than aliens. I think that's it 

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I saw a UFO. Dunno what it was... I couldn't identify it.
I also had a really weird experience once when I felt someone touch my shoulder, but there was nobody there to touch it. Freaked me out for a few seconds, but I put it down to some random somatic sensation or something.
I also had a really weird experience once when I felt someone touch my shoulder, but there was nobody there to touch it. Freaked me out for a few seconds, but I put it down to some random somatic sensation or something.
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I saw my granny on the day of her funeral at the top of the stairs in her house. Just at a glance. When I looked closely she disappeared. I was 11. It didn't scare me or anything but I did believe it was her.
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I posted this elsewhere I think. I was in a pub above the Plymouth Barbican, Fisherman's Arms I think it was, when I got my arse pinched. Quite firmly too! Something got a full cheek!
I'd only been in the boozer a few moments and was in the snug awaiting service. The landlady appeared and as she was about to ask me what I wanted she looked at me as I was goose-necking..
"What's the matter with you?"
"Huh? Hey, someone just pinched my bottom!" "But there's no one in here"
"Oh, that'll be the ghost"
"Ghost?"
"Yeh, this place is haunted by a fisherman & his wife"
Me, shivering: "Well it had better have been the wife"
True.
I'd only been in the boozer a few moments and was in the snug awaiting service. The landlady appeared and as she was about to ask me what I wanted she looked at me as I was goose-necking..
"What's the matter with you?"
"Huh? Hey, someone just pinched my bottom!" "But there's no one in here"
"Oh, that'll be the ghost"
"Ghost?"
"Yeh, this place is haunted by a fisherman & his wife"
Me, shivering: "Well it had better have been the wife"
True.
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I've seen the Fnords.
Does that count?
Does that count?
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