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Welcome blp
Welcome blp
my old friend, artist, poet and gentleman. welcome to Rationalia, may you be completely and utterly corrupted as every good rat should be.
Her hobbies include perspicacity and building models of the soul in lego.
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Bella Fortuna
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I have no precious time at all to spend,
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Re: Welcome blp
Welcome to the hallowed halls of.... well, the locker rooms, more like.... 
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Re: Welcome blp
Hi blp!
Please leave your common sense at the door along with your shoes.
Please leave your common sense at the door along with your shoes.
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Xamonas Chegwé
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When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse. - Location: Nottingham UK
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Re: Welcome blp
Hi blp. There are a few things you need to know if you are going to keep your sanity around here. I have no idea what they are though. Wibl. 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Beelzebub2
- Oiled Hunk
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Re: Welcome blp
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blp, be very cautious of the person above me. He's extremely dangerous, for I even heard some rumours of him having escaped from Alcatraz. Just play along, and he possibly may not harm you. If needed, call 911. )
blp, be very cautious of the person above me. He's extremely dangerous, for I even heard some rumours of him having escaped from Alcatraz. Just play along, and he possibly may not harm you. If needed, call 911. )Re: Welcome blp
Thanks all.
I believe the custom may be for the new member to say a few words.
Lambent. Chip shop. Toenail. Keepsake madrigal talon nostril.
I thank you.
Oh dear, that's probably a very old joke.
Ryokan, I know Xamonas of old from the same forum where I met Dasein. XC, am I allowed to tell them everything about your shady past?
I believe the custom may be for the new member to say a few words.
Lambent. Chip shop. Toenail. Keepsake madrigal talon nostril.
I thank you.
Oh dear, that's probably a very old joke.
Ryokan, I know Xamonas of old from the same forum where I met Dasein. XC, am I allowed to tell them everything about your shady past?
Re: Welcome blp
Oh, btw, the picture that Dasein has helpfully provided is of some blps.
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FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
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It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: Welcome blp
blp wrote:Thanks all.
I believe the custom may be for the new member to say a few words.
Lambent. Chip shop. Toenail. Keepsake madrigal talon nostril.
I thank you.
Oh dear, that's probably a very old joke.
Ryokan, I know Xamonas of old from the same forum where I met Dasein. XC, am I allowed to tell them everything about your shady past?
('sup, blp. Don't mind us. Carry on. Something about Ryokan's "shady past"?)"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Beelzebub2
- Oiled Hunk
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Re: Welcome blp
No, no he said something about XC's shady past!FBM wrote:blp wrote:Thanks all.
I believe the custom may be for the new member to say a few words.
Lambent. Chip shop. Toenail. Keepsake madrigal talon nostril.
I thank you.
Oh dear, that's probably a very old joke.
Ryokan, I know Xamonas of old from the same forum where I met Dasein. XC, am I allowed to tell them everything about your shady past?
My past is as clean as a whistle.
Re: Welcome blp
That's right I did.ryokan wrote:
No, no he said something about XC's shady past!
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FBM
- Ratz' first Gritizen.
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It is therefore beyond reproach" - Contact:
Re: Welcome blp
*wipes glasses*
Ah. Fair enough. Charge ahead, brave soul!
Ah. Fair enough. Charge ahead, brave soul!
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Xamonas Chegwé
- Bouncer
- Posts: 50939
- Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
- About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse. - Location: Nottingham UK
- Contact:
Re: Welcome blp
Just be careful how much you reveal Mr blp... I am an admin here. Call me a cunt at your peril!!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Pappa
- Non-Practicing Anarchist
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Re: Welcome blp
Hi blp!
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