Death By Polar Bear
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Death By Polar Bear
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... orway.html
British tourist mauled to death by polar bear in Norway
The attack happened today in the Norwegian Arctic Archipelago of Svalbard.
"One person has died and four others are injured. Their injuries are serious," Liv Asta Oedegaard, a spokeswoman at the Svalbard district governor's office, said.
She said the five had been travelling with a "British group," but could not confirm that they were all British citizens or say if they were tourists or visiting Svalbard in another capacity.
In a statement, the district governor's office said that authorities had received word of the attack near the Von Post glacier near the district capital of Longyearbyen at around 7:30am (0530 GMT).
"The four injured people are now at the Longyearbyen Hospital... An ambulance is now scheduled to fly the patients to the hospital in Tromsoe," in northern Norway, the statement said, adding the polar bear had been killed.
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British tourist mauled to death by polar bear in Norway
The attack happened today in the Norwegian Arctic Archipelago of Svalbard.
"One person has died and four others are injured. Their injuries are serious," Liv Asta Oedegaard, a spokeswoman at the Svalbard district governor's office, said.
She said the five had been travelling with a "British group," but could not confirm that they were all British citizens or say if they were tourists or visiting Svalbard in another capacity.
In a statement, the district governor's office said that authorities had received word of the attack near the Von Post glacier near the district capital of Longyearbyen at around 7:30am (0530 GMT).
"The four injured people are now at the Longyearbyen Hospital... An ambulance is now scheduled to fly the patients to the hospital in Tromsoe," in northern Norway, the statement said, adding the polar bear had been killed.
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Assholes.
Go to somewhere nice like the Canary Islands for a holiday.
Go to somewhere nice like the Canary Islands for a holiday.
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"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.

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The bear was Muslim according latest reports.
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They should never have dumped Bin Laden in the ocean. It hasn't taken long for him to find new recruits...Gawdzilla wrote:The bear was Muslim according latest reports.

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Yep, we've been getting reports of killer burqa whales already.Crumple wrote:They should never have dumped Bin Laden in the ocean. It hasn't taken long for him to find new recruits...Gawdzilla wrote:The bear was Muslim according latest reports.
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FBM wrote:"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
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On the other hand it had got the taste for human flesh. Who knows what it might have got up to next?Feck wrote:FBM wrote:"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
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Has this ever been shown to be a valid characterisation?Crumple wrote:On the other hand it had got the taste for human flesh. Who knows what it might have got up to next?Feck wrote:FBM wrote:"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
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Eating more idjits?/Cleaning our genetic (cess)pool?Crumple wrote:On the other hand it had got the taste for human flesh. Who knows what it might have got up to next?Feck wrote:FBM wrote:"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
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And what, pray tell, is "the taste for human flesh"? Do we taste special or something? More "intelligent" tasting? Or is that just a cop-out for "it got one of us, let's kill it!"?Crumple wrote:On the other hand it had got the taste for human flesh. Who knows what it might have got up to next?
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It's a little too late for a discussion now? 

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They could feed Anders to him.Crumple wrote:On the other hand it had got the taste for human flesh. Who knows what it might have got up to next?Feck wrote:FBM wrote:"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
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Then you shoot it or move it if it's in the wrong place ...Obviously sometimes shooting the animal is the only thing you should do ,but it's still sad in almost everyone of these stories that 'the animal was shot ' is the last line . We have an excess of people if some get a little bit eaten so what .I'd swap a few tourists for a Polar bear and shed loads of Chinese for a tiger ..... fuckkit i'd swap Merkins on a one to one basis with WolvesCrumple wrote:On the other hand it had got the taste for human flesh. Who knows what it might have got up to next?Feck wrote:FBM wrote:"...adding the polar bear had been killed."
I always hate that part of these stories. Wtf. If the bear goes to, say, Brighton and munches people maybe. But these dumb twats went to where the bear lives. They set themselves up to be prey. Sorry to hear about their tragedy and all, but the bear shouldn't have been killed over their stupidity.
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I think it was right to kill the bear. It would be highly likely to attack again, having discovered how puny humans are. And more attacks would be bad for the species.
I favour the survival of the species above the survival of individual bears.
But some organiser is to blame, not the bear.
In an area like that, you would think that they would have taken the basic precautions of erecting an electric fence around their camp, and providing the people with the high volume pepper sprays that you can buy to protect against bears. Bears have a fantastic sense of smell, and would be aware of their cooking from tens of miles away, so they should have been prepared and ready for a visit.
I favour the survival of the species above the survival of individual bears.
But some organiser is to blame, not the bear.
In an area like that, you would think that they would have taken the basic precautions of erecting an electric fence around their camp, and providing the people with the high volume pepper sprays that you can buy to protect against bears. Bears have a fantastic sense of smell, and would be aware of their cooking from tens of miles away, so they should have been prepared and ready for a visit.
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