Oslo Blast Gun Derail

[Gallstones]

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?

OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?

OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.

You mean that being French wasn't enough?

[Svartalf]

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?

OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.

careful where you put that foot, I may have to defend myself with lethal force.

and why does the duck I just shot sport a gorilla mask?

[Gallstones]

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?

OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.

careful where you put that foot, I may have to defend myself with lethal force.

Sonofabitch, gun club.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

The old "pop a gorilla mask on a few ducks" trick never fails!


... and then aim for the flash...

[Don't Panic]

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

We need those too, and whiskey,

You bring the Middleton, I'll bring the C-4.

Someone has just been promoted.

Hell yeah,

:fires randomly into air to celebrate:

[Don't Panic]

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?

OMG!
You didn't read the Mission Statement.
I may have to kick you out now.

You mean that being French wasn't enough?

He already surrendered.

[Seth]

uestion: Do mechanics and plumbers work alone or in support groups?


If you call for a plumber and he shows up at your door alone--don't let him in!
Who knows what he might have in his bag.

General advice if you are a women alone don't let them in or at least tell someone the mechanic is coming around, in all cases asked for ID to show they are a member of the various plumbing organisations

Better yet, put your pistol in your pocket (or in its holster on your belt under your shirt) and keep your distance till he's done his work. If he attacks, shoot him.

You really do scare me as don't actually think you are joking when you say that but I can't be sure

Why would I joke about something as serious as being attacked in your own home by a criminal posing as a worker of some kind? Come into my house and attack me and you're going to get shot, no two ways about it. Simple prudence. And since the firearm is concealed, if he's legit, and does his job, gets paid and goes home, no harm, no foul.

Our Supreme Court recently ruled (in Heller) that one's home is indeed one's castle, and that the right to keep and bear arms protected by the 2nd Amendment is an individual (not a collective) right that expressly and explicitly includes the right to own and keep a handgun in your home for self-defense, even in the face of local or state anti-gun regulations prohibiting the possession of handguns.

In other words, your home is one place where it's absolutely okay to be armed.