Oslo Blast Gun Derail

Post by **Don't Panic** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:03 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
I hope so - I may reciprocate by offering you the antidote to that coffee.

:bang:

Ooops, sorry XC, thought you were a duck.

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:04 pm

Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.

Cool, now let's go to the desert with a provision of cans, bottles, and assorted fruits... not to mention shooters and a crateful of ammunition.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:10 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
I hope so - I may reciprocate by offering you the antidote to that coffee.
:bang:

Ooops, sorry XC, thought you were a duck.

That was a duck. SURPRISE!!1!

Post by **Gallstones** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:13 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
I hope so - I may reciprocate by offering you the antidote to that coffee.
:bang:

Ooops, sorry XC, thought you were a duck.

Did you shoot him in the face Cheney style?

Post by **Gallstones** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:14 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
Cool, now let's go to the desert with a provision of cans, bottles, and assorted fruits... not to mention shooters and a crateful of ammunition.

In the Gun Nut club we always include booze when we go shooting.
And jerky. There must be jerky.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:16 pm

Gallstones wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
Cool, now let's go to the desert with a provision of cans, bottles, and assorted fruits... not to mention shooters and a crateful of ammunition.
In the Gun Nut club we always include booze when we go shooting.
And jerky. There must be jerky.

Jerky?

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:17 pm

Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

Post by **Don't Panic** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:17 pm

Gallstones wrote:
Don't Panic wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
I hope so - I may reciprocate by offering you the antidote to that coffee.
:bang:

Ooops, sorry XC, thought you were a duck.
Did you shoot him in the face Cheney style?

It was an accident, he was coming straight at me,

it was self-defence, he had a gun/knife/pointy stick/duck/fish.

He had it coming for what he did to those goats.

Delete as appropriate for whatever state the case comes up in.

Post by **Don't Panic** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:19 pm

Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

We need those too, and whiskey,

You bring the Middleton, I'll bring the C-4.

Post by **Xamonas Chegwé** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:21 pm

Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

Oh. So no jerking?

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:31 pm

I don't jerk in the presence of other males, the spledor of my apparatus would cause jealousy and resentment.

Post by **Gallstones** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:33 pm

Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine

And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Post by **Gallstones** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:34 pm

Don't Panic wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
We need those too, and whiskey,

You bring the Middleton, I'll bring the C-4.

Someone has just been promoted.

Post by **Gallstones** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:36 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
Oh. So no jerking?

We can pound it into pemmican if you want.

Post by **Svartalf** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:39 pm

Gallstones wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Jerky, yes, but nothing stronger than beer, booze and guns are an explosive and unstable mix... kind like kicking a ball full of nitroglycerine
And I was going to offer you the elite membership.

Well, being a gun nut doesn't imply being nutty enough that you produce you own macadamias and pecans and are a danger to yourself, and others you do not actually intend to harm, does it?

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