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by Don't Panic » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:37 pm
Gallstones wrote:Don't Panic wrote:Gallstones wrote:
You have to pass a test and score high as a gun nut to get in.
And you have to wipe.
Wipe, yes.
Gun nut, what's the test?
To begin: raise a right or left hand (I'll need to know which) and repeat after me, "I swear to God."
Only way you're getting me to raise my hand is if there is a gun in yours.
And while your eyes are following my right hand going up they won't be watching what my left is doing.
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by Gallstones » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:44 pm
Don't Panic wrote:Gallstones wrote:Don't Panic wrote:Gallstones wrote:
You have to pass a test and score high as a gun nut to get in.
And you have to wipe.
Wipe, yes.
Gun nut, what's the test?
To begin: raise a right or left hand (I'll need to know which) and repeat after me, "I swear to God."
Only way you're getting me to raise my hand is if there is a gun in yours.
Looking good so far.
And while your eyes are following my right hand going up they won't be watching what my left is doing.
My dog will be. I'll have to deduct half a point cause you didn't think of that.
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by Gallstones » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:45 pm
Next question: What is your favorite TV show on the History Channel?
Part 2: How do you pronounce "TV"?
But here’s the thing about rights. They’re not actually supposed to be voted on. That’s why they’re called rights. ~Rachel Maddow August 2010
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by Gallstones » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:49 pm
Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Svartalf wrote:Gallstones wrote:Are intelligent people capable of going to the bathroom alone and wiping their own asses?
I know women go to the bathroom in groups. That is probably because they are more intelligent than men.
you are supposed to wipe your ass?
You can't be a member of the club either.
I knew you'd
blackblueball me anyway,
I usually don't lower the seat after taking a N°1
I understand there is a self administered treatment for this condition.
Gallstones wrote:
You have to pass a test and score high as a gun nut to get in.
And you have to wipe.
but I'm pretty sure using a gun to wipe your nuts is not the proper procedure.
You might be in after all. Can you be trained to wipe? There are no bidets where we hang out.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:56 pm
Gallstones wrote:Next question: What is your favorite TV show on the History Channel?
Anything with Hitler and a huge bodycount.
Part 2: How do you pronounce "TV"?
Faggot!
Do I win?
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by Svartalf » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:07 pm
Gallstones wrote:Next question: What is your favorite TV show on the History Channel?
Part 2: How do you pronounce "TV"?
1) none, I prefer being at the range than watching shit
2) "that shit"
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by Don't Panic » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:39 pm
Gallstones wrote:Next question: What is your favorite TV show on the History Channel?
Part 2: How do you pronounce "TV"?
Lock n load
Teevee
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by Don't Panic » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:41 pm
Gallstones wrote:Don't Panic wrote:Gallstones wrote:Don't Panic wrote:Gallstones wrote:
You have to pass a test and score high as a gun nut to get in.
And you have to wipe.
Wipe, yes.
Gun nut, what's the test?
To begin: raise a right or left hand (I'll need to know which) and repeat after me, "I swear to God."
Only way you're getting me to raise my hand is if there is a gun in yours.
Looking good so far.
And while your eyes are following my right hand going up they won't be watching what my left is doing.
My dog will be. I'll have to deduct half a point cause you didn't think of that.
How fast is your dog?
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by Gallstones » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:46 pm
I'm sorry, your application for membership in the Gun Nut club has been rejected.
What are you going to do about it?
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by Don't Panic » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:50 pm
Gallstones wrote:I'm sorry, your application for membership in the Gun Nut club has been rejected.
What are you going to do about it?
Oh nothing at all, I'm not one of those crazy people who can't handle rejection.
I can't use your ip to get a rough location, hack your email to get personal details, then use all that to lay in wait for you with a 'special gift'
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by Svartalf » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:57 pm
Gallstones wrote:I'm sorry, your application for membership in the Gun Nut club has been rejected.
What are you going to do about it?
Steal a Barrett .50 cal from a military base or police station and shoot your car while you're driving it, from a mile away.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:27 pm
Gallstones wrote:I'm sorry, your application for membership in the Gun Nut club has been rejected.
What are you going to do about it?
Seeing as you already drank the coffee I made for you... just wait.
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by Gallstones » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:29 pm
Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
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by Don't Panic » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:52 pm
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
Thank you.
Gawd wrote:»
And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:00 pm
Gallstones wrote:Two of you are definitely in. One will be offered an elite membership.
I hope so - I
may reciprocate by offering you the antidote to that coffee.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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