What's it like?Azathoth wrote:you can make a meat-based fleshlight with a couple of slices of liver and a few yoghurt potsPappa wrote:Azathoth wrote:Necrophilia is no different from the liver and yoghurt pot trick
What exactly is wrong with necrophilia?
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Re: What exactly is wrong with necrophilia?
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You never noticed with bacon and onion gravy
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You never get turned down by a deader. Bonus. 
... and you don't have to bother with all that foreplay crap!
... and you don't have to bother with all that foreplay crap!
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"Sleeping Beauty" was always one of my favourite stories. Now I know why.
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While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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It's not the same if they are just sleeping... to start with, they are warm, unlike the dead but the absolutely so fresh you had to kill them right before dropping your pants.
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Boys will be boys...
http://www.koreaherald.com/national/Det ... 0720000448
Teenager arrested for necrophilia
A male teenager was arrested Wednesday for sexually violating the corpse of a woman who had fallen from an apartment following an apparent suicide.
The 16-year-old high-school student told police that he wanted to see “what would happen.”
The incident happened in an apartment complex in Cheongju, North Chungcheong Province on Monday.
According to police, he found the 68-year-old woman dead in a garden at 3:40 a.m. He sexually violated the body and then reported finding her to the police, they said.
Police began interrogating him because some suspicious traces were found on her corpse and his statements were contradictory.
He eventually confessed to the crime. Police are looking into whether he is mentally ill.
CCTV footage showed her carrying a plastic chair in the elevator, indicating that she may have killed herself, police added.
(Herald Online)
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Re: What exactly is wrong with necrophilia?
I suppose technically that would be rape too.
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Well...she didn't say 'no' or resist... 
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Re: What exactly is wrong with necrophilia?
He could have been head of the world bank in a few years and threw it all away over some frigid bitch he met one night.Pappa wrote:I suppose technically that would be rape too.
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You're all flogging a dead horse, IMO... 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
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Can't fault the man for killing two birds with one stone, eh?Cormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
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Re: What exactly is wrong with necrophilia?
Perhaps the ladies would need to wait until rigor mortis set in...
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Re: What exactly is wrong with necrophilia?
It's not just wrong, it's dead wrong.
A rational skeptic should be able to discuss and debate anything, no matter how much they may personally disagree with that point of view. Discussing a subject is not agreeing with it, but understanding it.
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actually, rigor is a bit too soon... post mortem erections usually happen in the first stages of bloating.JimC wrote:Perhaps the ladies would need to wait until rigor mortis set in...
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