Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

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Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

Post by devogue » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:20 pm

...remember this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/ju ... ens-bodies
Divers searching sunken Russian tourist boat find up to 50 bodies in a recreation room – most of them children
The boast was carrying 50% more people than it was registered for, and it had a problem with its left engine. No doubt if health and safety officers in Britain had inspected the boat and shut it down the likes of Littlejohn would have sided with the poor owner whose business was being destroyed by red tape.

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Re: Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

Post by klr » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:47 pm

50% over capacity and a faulty engine. :shock:

Never mind the Daily Hate Mail, let's see how Russia Today tries to spin this one. :tea:

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Prosecutors said the boat lacked a licence to carry passengers ...
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Re: Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

Post by Lozzer » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:38 pm

In Soviet Russia, boat sinks you!
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Re: Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

Post by klr » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:42 pm

Lozzer wrote:In Soviet Russia, boat sinks you!
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Post by Warren Dew » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:03 pm

devogue wrote:No doubt if health and safety officers in Britain had inspected the boat and shut it down the likes of Littlejohn would have sided with the poor owner whose business was being destroyed by red tape.
The British health and safety officers inspect boats on Russian rivers?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:19 pm

What does all of this have to do with Health & Efficiency? Is the Daily Fail trying to demean an essential part of my adolescent degeneration? The bastits! :lay:
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Post by Nicko » Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:22 am

klr wrote:Never mind the Daily Hate Mail, let's see how Russia Today tries to spin this one. :tea:
Coverage seems pretty comprehensive.

In particular: http://rt.com/news/bulgaria-victims-ship-wreck/
http://rt.com/news/bulgaria-tragedy-cause-experts/

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Post by Nicko » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:43 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What does all of this have to do with Health & Efficiency?
I think that Devogue was pointing out that, whilst the Fail may deride Britain's H&S regime, the absence of such a regime has consequences.

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Post by JimC » Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:57 am

Elfen safety is enhanced by their long study of ancient lore...
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Re: Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

Post by Rum » Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:06 am

Nicko wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:What does all of this have to do with Health & Efficiency?
I think that Devogue was pointing out that, whilst the Fail may deride Britain's H&S regime, the absence of such a regime has consequences.
There is however a difference between criminal neglect and the bureaucratic nightmare that used to be the elfensafety industry, certainly here in the UK. One of the (very!) few things I agree with about our present government is their determination to rip up a lot of that bureaucracy.

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Re: Next time the Daily Mail derides "elf n safety"...

Post by mistermack » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:51 am

I think this is another case of getting what you deserve.
Not the victims, but Russians in general.
This boat was massively overloaded, it probably went out like that every day, but obviously people didn't vote with their feet, or complain enough.

Some things are more predictable than others, but 200 plus people loaded on that boat must have felt dicey to passengers long before this happened.

Maybe Russia is still suffering from an era when it was best not to complain. A national attitude that needs to change, to avoid more tragedies like this, and Chernobyl.
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