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by normal » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:31 pm
Crumple wrote:He's a experienced hot dog handler then?

Oh, crumple...
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by tattuchu » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:37 pm
Feck wrote:You don't forget ! fuck him. You leave all the windows down so they can get their heads out , you leave the car unlocked so they can be let out in an emergency ; but most of all YOU DON'T FORGET !
I was in Scarborough once and people had left dogs in cars on a roasting hot day(probably to get themselves ice cream!) some with a window open about an inch(yeah like that helps) some totally closed !
I phoned 999 and told the cops if they weren't there in 5mins I was going to start putting rocks through windscreens .They arrived PDQ
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by mistermack » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:00 pm
tattuchu wrote:
Bless your heart, Feck
How can somebody
forget that they have dogs in their cat? WTF?!
That COULD happen. If the cat was a Leopard !
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by Audley Strange » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:09 pm
I can't wait to see if they show that as an episode of "When Cops attack" or whatever that piss "reality" show about the strange and sinister cult of uniformed louts kidnapping drunks and mugging drug enthusiasts is called.
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by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:32 pm
Thread title ought to say "Kent police dogs die in hot car", this was in Keston. (although whether the dogs belonged to the Met or not, I'm not sure).
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by Svartalf » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:58 pm
Azathoth wrote:If it were normal dogs it might bother me but pigdogs are horrible cunts. Good riddance
Pigdogs? is that slang for police dogs or does it mean a specific kind?
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by Svartalf » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:01 pm
You have to love how the reporter knows his stuff... "Belgian malanois" instead of Belgian Malinois shepherd... somebody holds a job that shouldn't.
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by Gallstones » Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:06 pm
Svartalf wrote:Azathoth wrote:If it were normal dogs it might bother me but pigdogs are horrible cunts. Good riddance
Pigdogs? is that slang for police dogs or does it mean a specific kind?
Pig Dogs
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