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I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by Azathoth » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:58 am

Even Canada’s most ardent monarchists accept that the 2,300-mile gulf between London and the Queen’s largest realm is something of a stumbling block.
Having a head of state who only visits the country every two or three years plays right into the hands of republicans, after all.

But as they prepare for the arrival of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge later this week, royalists in Canada have come up with a novel solution to the age-old problem: install Prince Harry as their king.

They want the Prince, who is third in line to the throne, to set up home in the capital, Ottawa, to give the Royal family a permanent presence and to silence those who believe the country should have an elected head of state.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... hists.html

They should do it. He would be an brilliant head of state :{D
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Re: I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by FBM » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:10 am

:wtf:
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Re: I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by Callan » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:11 am

But what has Canada done to deserve so ghastly a fate?

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Post by Feck » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:11 am

That's just genius :lol:
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Post by Pappa » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:25 am

Azathoth wrote:They should do it. He would be an brilliant head of state :{D
Couldn't agree more. :lol:
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Post by JimC » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:30 am

King Harry the first of Canada!

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Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:47 am

Don't leave it too long, this offer can't last given the mood of the public over here. :smoke:
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Post by Geoff » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:02 am

Callan wrote:But what has Canada done to deserve so ghastly a fate?
Anything has to better than the nutcase who's next in line!
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Post by Azathoth » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:03 am

Geoff wrote:
Callan wrote:But what has Canada done to deserve so ghastly a fate?
Anything has to better than the nutcase who's next in line!
You reckon he is going to outlive his mother? I don't
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Re: I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by Geoff » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:10 am

Azathoth wrote:
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Callan wrote:But what has Canada done to deserve so ghastly a fate?
Anything has to better than the nutcase who's next in line!
You reckon he is going to outlive his mother? I don't
Hope you're right!
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Re: I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by Tero » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:28 am

Plus they could print new stamps and dollars with new royalty.

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Post by Azathoth » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:45 am

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Post by Tero » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:49 pm

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Re: I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:22 am

Azathoth wrote:
They should do it. He would be an brilliant head of state :{D
Well... if by, "he would be a brilliant head of state," you mean, "his head would be in a brilliant state," then you might have a point! :tea:
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Re: I had to double check that this wasn't the onion

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:45 am

I thought Charles was going to be skipped because of the divorce. Or that he married a divorcee, or something. Isn't that a royal no-no?

Prince Harry as King of Canada? I didn't think Canadians cared about glamor.
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