Snake Attack!!!

[cowiz]

My worst nightmare...

TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

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[Bella Fortuna]

Guess I know what to bring as a host's gift next time I visit you.

[klr]

Snakes alive!

Seeing how much us Irish love snakes, I think it's safe to say that Taiwan gets downgraded as a possible travel destination for me, not that it was ever likely in the first place.

[JimC]

Perhaps I should no longer make jokes about one-eyed trouser snakes...

[Tigger]

My worst nightmare...

TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

Original Source

And the snake?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

My worst nightmare...

TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

Original Source

And the snake?

Exactly - how is the snake coping? Men's dicks aren't always clean either!

[JimC]

My worst nightmare...

TAIPEI (Reuters) – A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.

"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."

Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.

Snakes regularly enter rural homes in Taiwan and other sub-tropical regions of Asia.

Original Source

And the snake?

Exactly - how is the snake coping? Men's dicks aren't always clean either!

A snake would be safe with me - the daily scrub of the old fellow with carbolic acid will preserve the poor darling's health!

[ScholasticSpastic]

Lucky bastard! Have you ever watched a snake eat? I have often wished for that trait in a partner....

On the plus side, I've been bitten many times by snakes of that genus and it's really not so bad. He'll keep his trouser snake and the chances of infection are probably quite low. I recall training a particularly neurotic king snake to hand over the course of several months, during which time it bit me almost daily. I eventually got it sufficiently acclimated to handling that we were able to sell the beautiful brute. Of course, if they don't continue to handle it daily, it'll probably revert. My boss at the time claimed it was probably a neurological condition an unremediable. Nonsense. We worked past it.

I do likes me a little snake handling. Yes I does.