Which Comedians are not funny? (anymore or ever)

[The Red Fox]

Oh yes, reminded now of Redd Foxx...

I often tend to remind people of cantankerous, humourless old men.

[Bella Fortuna]

Oh yes, reminded now of Redd Foxx...

I often tend to remind people of cantankerous, humourless old men.

You lie; you're a passionate, sexy young 'un.

[Tero]

Dennis Miller and Chevy Chase are republicans so I would not know if they are funny anymore. I don't care, don't worry. Steve Martin I try to keep up with. I would not dismiss him yet. He's one of those where you go: why is he acting? he's not an actor. Writer maybe.

[Robert_S]

Dennis Miller and Chevy Chase are republicans so I would not know if they are funny anymore. I don't care, don't worry. Steve Martin I try to keep up with. I would not dismiss him yet. He's one of those where you go: why is he acting? he's not an actor. Writer maybe.

Steve Martin was a pretty decent writer. There were some great scenes in The Jerk, but it became dated way too quickly.

cows in trouble by Steve Martin

These were not the average "contented" cows. They were cows born for trouble. They were not cows who could stand by and let people call them "bossy." They were cows who could not hang around all day lowing. They were cows who could be just as happy chewing someone else's cud as their own. They were renegade cows.

My first experience with the renegade cows began one day as I was admiring a particularly attractive cow at Johnson's Weed Farm. As I stood there watching her sultry body moving lithely through the rushes, I noticed several other cows staring at me through the weeds, giving me that look that only a cow can give.

Later that night, I was at home thinking over the day's events. The Rubber Duck Throwing Contest, the parade that followed: bands and floats and baton-tossing girls all marching down the middle of the Missouri River. I should have been analyzing the glare of those cows I'd seen earlier that day.

The doorbell rang. I opened the door, glad to have a visitor, but found myself face to face with three renegade cows. I could not see their eyes behind the dark glasses. They ambled in and I did not try to stop them.

That night they just stood around my bed and watched me sleep, much the same way my potatoes do, and I guess you might say I learned my lesson: Don't fool with renegade cows.

Nicked from: http://www.myspace.com/smackwheat/blog/346924242

[Azathoth]

Almost forgot, Jerry fucking seinfeld. Never even cracked a smile watching that tedious shit. Maybe you need to be merkin.

[MrFungus420]

Will Ferrel
Jerry Seinfeld
Carrot Top

[Gallstones]

cows in trouble by Steve Martin

These were not the average "contented" cows. They were cows born for trouble. They were not cows who could stand by and let people call them "bossy." They were cows who could not hang around all day lowing. They were cows who could be just as happy chewing someone else's cud as their own. They were renegade cows.

My first experience with the renegade cows began one day as I was admiring a particularly attractive cow at Johnson's Weed Farm. As I stood there watching her sultry body moving lithely through the rushes, I noticed several other cows staring at me through the weeds, giving me that look that only a cow can give.

Later that night, I was at home thinking over the day's events. The Rubber Duck Throwing Contest, the parade that followed: bands and floats and baton-tossing girls all marching down the middle of the Missouri River. I should have been analyzing the glare of those cows I'd seen earlier that day.

The doorbell rang. I opened the door, glad to have a visitor, but found myself face to face with three renegade cows. I could not see their eyes behind the dark glasses. They ambled in and I did not try to stop them.

That night they just stood around my bed and watched me sleep, much the same way my potatoes do, and I guess you might say I learned my lesson: Don't fool with renegade cows.

Nicked from: http://www.myspace.com/smackwheat/blog/346924242

The more manic side of Franz Kafka?

[Gallstones]

Howie Mandel
Bobcat Goldthwait
Larry, Moe and Curly
Jim Carry

[Eriku]

Mitch Hedberg

[Rum]

Just to scare the Mericans!

Not sure if he ever was mind you..

[MiM]

Most of them

Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.

[Animavore]

Those Little Britain shits. What a fucking unfunny fucking show.

[Azathoth]

Most of them

Especially Steve Martin and Dudley More.

Dudley Moore was funny with Peter Sellers. On his own, no.

[devogue]

Ross Noble and Jason Manford.

Fwank.

[Tero]

Spongeworthy
Soup Nazi

Important Seinfeld concepts. Any slightly Jewish NY guy could have played the role.

When I read a book and there is an appliance or shoe salesman, I always picture George from Seinfeld.