Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'

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Post by Adenosine » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:26 am

Sperm whale sperm for the true connoisseur.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:29 am

At $300 a shot, I'd be happy to contribute! :biggrin:
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:24 am

uh... is huffington known for reprinting Onion stuff, or is that serious?
Where in heck would they get horse stuff in sufficient amounts?
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Post by GrahamH » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:01 am

Svartalf wrote:uh... is huffington known for reprinting Onion stuff, or is that serious?
Where in heck would they get horse stuff in sufficient amounts?
There is a market for horse semen, for artificial insemination (of horses!). I guess they are buying the good stuff.
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Post by Callan » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:14 am

I SAID custard was the devil's jizz, I SAID!
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Post by Geoff » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:15 am

Callan wrote:I SAID custard was the devil's jizz, I SAID!
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you don't like horses?
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Post by Callan » Thu Jun 23, 2011 11:30 am

Geoff wrote:
Callan wrote:I SAID custard was the devil's jizz, I SAID!
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you don't like horses?
Nasty things, horses. Big teeth and feet like soup plates. Bite you as soon as look at you.

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Re: Horse Semen Shots Taste 'Like Custard'

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:16 pm

:coffeespray: nope, now you now it's just horse.
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