The Beautiful People

[Millefleur]

What do you think? Will they accept me?

Well it made me stop in my tracks

[Coito ergo sum]

What do you think? Will they accept me?

You'd have to change your shirt to something more reasonable, because fashion appears to be a factor, ay? And, you might need to work on the unibrow there.

Other than that, I can't really tell if you're good looking or not. I don't seem to be a good judge of male attractiveness. I have the, apparently incorrect, notion that I am as good looking as folks like Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman, etc. I can't really tell why they are considered more attractive than me, but apparently, I'm not even close. Maybe the Ratz-chicks will have more commentary.

[surreptitious57]

In order to join Darwin Dating, you have to agree that you don't suffer from:

Saggy boobs... in fact no saggy anything!
Sweat patches
Nerdy glasses
Pocket protectors
Weird pubic hair
Mullets
Fishnet stockings - Fishnets are okay, provided you are hot
Fat rolls
Acne
Out of proportion noses
Non-symmetrical faces or bodies
Red hair and too many freckles .. yes, that's right
Hair in the wrong places on women
Too much hair in the wrong places on men
Pasty skin
Patchy skin - especially if tendency to flake on others
Disproportionately Large ears
Lack of personal hygiene
Out of date fashions
Out of date hair styles (especially perms)
Large hips (men)
Small jaws (men)
Teeth that aren't straight
Teeth that aren't white
Uncared for fingernails
Bald patches (men, but particularly, women)
Facial hair (women)
Long back hair (men)
Anyone with a middle part
Ear and/or nose hair
Crooked or webbed toes
Webbed fingers or toes
Bent essential anatomy (men)
Oversized essential anatomy (women)
Lack of visible skin between eyebrows
Mid-digital hair
Ski jump noses
Wobbly upper arms
Hairy feet
Large gaps between teeth
Overuse of bright blue eyeshadow

What exactly constitutes weird pubic hair anyway ?
All humans have non-symmetrical features, even the beautiful ones.
And when was the last time you actually saw someone with webbed fingers or toes ?

[Feck]

I am amused by the fact that 5.5 million people thought that they were beautiful but weren't but also I wouldn't want to date a single member of that site or even the ones they rejected . The shallow vanity of anyone who would consider it makes me think I'd rather not know them .


So fess up if you think you are beautiful and you get to go on my ignore list .

[surreptitious57]

I think lordpasternack, Bella and Mousy are all beautiful.

[mistermack]

I had a very pretty young girlfriend who worshipped Clark Gable, even though he was ancient then (or dead, I can't remember).
Women used to chase him wherever he went. She told me that one time, he got so fed up, he took his false teeth out, and waved them at the following pack, as he was getting on a plane.
They still carried on screaming at him.

He would't be allowed on that site though.
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[Animavore]

What do you think? Will they accept me?

You'd have to change your shirt to something more reasonable, because fashion appears to be a factor, ay? And, you might need to work on the unibrow there.

Other than that, I can't really tell if you're good looking or not. I don't seem to be a good judge of male attractiveness. I have the, apparently incorrect, notion that I am as good looking as folks like Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman, etc. I can't really tell why they are considered more attractive than me, but apparently, I'm not even close. Maybe the Ratz-chicks will have more commentary.

I have that same problem. Why is Brad Pitt more of a hunk than my friend, Mark?

[Animavore]

I didn't notice the unibrow 'til now. Odd thing about black and white. It covers blemishes like the capillaries in my cheeks but highlights fine hair like that between my eyebrows which don't show in colour.

Still, my point here was that with the right photography and angles I'm sure quite a few of us could get in.

[Robert_S]

Why do they call it Darwin Dating when there are a hell of a lot more of us ugly fuckers out here than beautiful ones?

Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is THE BEST...
Wisdom is the domain of the Wis
(which is extinct).
Beauty is a French phonetic corruption
Of a short cloth neck ornament
Currently in resurgence...

[Xamonas Chegwé]

All beautiful people look the same.

Oh, really?

My post was just as accurate and just as flawed as the literary reference to which it referred. Read the opening of Anna Karenina.

[Bella Fortuna]

I think lordpasternack, Bella and Mousy are all beautiful.

Most kind of you, sir, and I will now decline to delineate which of my physical attributes would bar me from Darwin Dating.

[Thinking Aloud]

Some things are better slightly asymmetrical.

[Berthold]

Read the opening of Anna Karenina.

I know it, because Jared Diamond quoted it in "Guns, Germs and Steel" (comparing readily domesticable animals with hard or impossible cases).

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So that "Darwin Dating" would not have accepted Frida Kahlo. (there are, however, quite a few portraits of her when apparently she "corrected" her eyebrows)

[Gallstones]

There is such a thing as too beautiful, too handsome. I've seen it and it is icky.
Also, in my estimation, homely is as rare as too beautiful or too handsome.
And yet even the 'homely' find love and have children.


Cute gives a hell of a lot better mileage than beautiful. And cute isn't confined to the face, it is in the demeanor and personality, and manners and temperament. Cute stands the test of time. Cute can harbor inner beauty; cute is a person not a reflection.

[hadespussercats]

I wonder how many people on the site actually use their own pictures.