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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:21 pm

The BBC wrote:Holy Island tourists 'driving into North Sea'

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A couple had to abandon their hire car when water swamped the causeway

A lifeboat volunteer says it is "quite bizarre" that tourists continue to try to drive on a tidal causeway outside safe crossing times.

It follows the rescue of an Australian couple who became stranded on the Holy Island causeway, off Northumberland.

That rescue was the eighth Seahouses RNLI crew has carried out this year.

Ian Clayton, from the Seahouses station said: "It's incredible that people seem to think they can drive their cars into the North Sea."

In the latest rescue on Thursday the couple had to abandon their hire car to the incoming tide and make their way to the causeway's refuge shelter.

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The Holy Island causeway is under water twice every 24 hours

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Ian Clayton said: "It's all so preventable.

"None of those who are caught out are locals, it's always people who are visiting the area.

"They all seem to think it's not their fault, but they've totally ignored warning signs on both sides of the road.

"It's quite bizarre."

Holy Island, also known as Lindisfarne, is a popular tourist destination attracting thousands of visitors each year.

Mr Clayton said: "A couple of years ago islanders specifically warned a man to leave the island before the tide came in, otherwise he would get stuck.

"He pooh-poohed it, saying it was just something to frighten tourists, but half an hour later he was hanging onto the roof of his car and his wife was up to her chest in water, clinging on to their two children."

He added that sea water entering the engine would mean that the car would have to be written off.

"In one recent rescue a man had a virtually brand-new BMW," he said.

"You do wonder what people put on their insurance claim forms in such cases."

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:25 pm

I clearly had right of way but did that ocean respect the road markings? Did it fuck! :nono:
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Post by Gallstones » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:39 pm

You misspelled morans.
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Post by Feck » Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:46 pm

Holy island is one of my favourite places ..If you can manage to fuck up crossing the causeway you really are a fucking moron !


"In one recent rescue a man had a virtually brand-new BMW," why is that not a surprise ?

You would think that the hut on stilts in the middle would give some indication of how deep the water is at high tide ?
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