Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

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Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by Pappa » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:36 pm

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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by FBM » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:40 pm

It's a giant shit sammich, and we all have to take a bite...FMJ.
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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by klr » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:46 pm

Soylent Green reference in 5 ... 4 ... 3...
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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by Mr P » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:48 pm

2... 1... soylent green is shit!!!
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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:53 pm

Don't the Germans already consume the unrefined variety? At least if their porn is any indication...
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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:46 pm

That and the fact Germany is a great exporter of E coli, a germ whose provenance is well known.
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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:18 am

The Japanese are a bit late with this one.
Macdonalds invented it years ago.
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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by Azathoth » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:23 am

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Re: Those clever Japanese invent the turd burger.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:24 am

Wiganers have been putting shit in their pies for centuries, as anyone from ST. Helens will tell you.
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