Why I Was Never Given This For My Birthday?

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Why I Was Never Given This For My Birthday?

Post by cowiz » Fri May 15, 2009 7:52 pm

Man tried to hire prostitute for his son, 14

LONDON (Reuters) – A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a court on Friday.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham.

But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court heard.

The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child, the Press Association reported.

The court heard that the father, who came to Britain eight years ago, was arrested last July during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad.

Prosecutor Adrian Harris said the man and his son had approached the undercover officer whose code name was Sarah and beckoned her over .

He asked "Sarah" how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a 20 pound fee. However, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers.

"The boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said 'will she do?'" Harris said.

"He said 'yes' and they had turned round. He said his dad did this because he was still a virgin and he was taking care of that for him."

Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.

"You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute," he said.

The court was told the boy would continue to live with his father.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri May 15, 2009 7:56 pm

Probably because your birthday is every damn day around here!
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Post by cowiz » Fri May 15, 2009 7:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Probably because your birthday is every damn day around here!
It just seems that way :levi:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 16, 2009 12:41 am

I have just been talking about this in the pub, and before.

I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham. The fact is that the street-girls are sad, sick junkies and crack-heads. If you see a girl standing there that is clean, pretty, well-dressed and with no other girls for half a mile in any direction, she is almost certainly a police decoy with a back-up vehicle just around the corner. I used to see them every month or so where the usual scabby, skinny, desperate girls normally stood - me and my then gf sometimes used to watch the kerb-crawlers get busted for a laugh!

This kid's father obviously had no experience of such things and picked the wrong day to fix up his son - either that, or he was waiting to find a lady that his son didn't physically gag at - trust me, some of those girls I wouldn't touch with pawiz's - for practice! Either way, knowing Bulwell, his son is going to have to stay the only 14 y.o. virgin in his class for a while longer!!
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Post by cowiz » Sat May 16, 2009 12:42 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham.
Me too, I lived in Hyson Green - prostitutes everywhere!
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Post by Animavore » Sat May 16, 2009 12:43 am

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Post by al-rawandi » Sat May 16, 2009 2:04 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I have just been talking about this in the pub, and before.

I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham. The fact is that the street-girls are sad, sick junkies and crack-heads. If you see a girl standing there that is clean, pretty, well-dressed and with no other girls for half a mile in any direction, she is almost certainly a police decoy with a back-up vehicle just around the corner. I used to see them every month or so where the usual scabby, skinny, desperate girls normally stood - me and my then gf sometimes used to watch the kerb-crawlers get busted for a laugh!

This kid's father obviously had no experience of such things and picked the wrong day to fix up his son - either that, or he was waiting to find a lady that his son didn't physically gag at - trust me, some of those girls I wouldn't touch with pawiz's - for practice! Either way, knowing Bulwell, his son is going to have to stay the only 14 y.o. virgin in his class for a while longer!!

You sound as though you are speaking from experience. That night in jail seems to have been formative about where you stick Mr. Winky.

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Post by al-rawandi » Sat May 16, 2009 2:05 am

pawiz wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham.
Me too, I lived in Hyson Green - prostitutes everywhere!

Wherever did you get that avatar????? Not the smurf part but the Turkish girl?

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Post by cowiz » Sat May 16, 2009 2:18 am

al-rawandi wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham.
Me too, I lived in Hyson Green - prostitutes everywhere!

Wherever did you get that avatar????? Not the smurf part but the Turkish girl?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 16, 2009 2:55 am

pawiz wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham.
Me too, I lived in Hyson Green - prostitutes everywhere!
We lived just off Mapperley Road. When the police moved the prostitutes away from Forest Road, they all moved up by our house! Thanks constabulary!! :lay:

Actually, most of them were OK - the regular girls just said "Hi" when I walked past, once they knew I wasn't doing business. Some of the transient ones were freaky though, totally fucked up crackheads that you saw a couple of times and then never again - some of them literally begged you to fuck them in the street for a fiver - and this was when I was with my girlfriend!! :nono:
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Post by cowiz » Sat May 16, 2009 2:59 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
pawiz wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I used to live around the red-light area in Nottingham.
Me too, I lived in Hyson Green - prostitutes everywhere!
We lived just off Mapperley Road. When the police moved the prostitutes away from Forest Road, they all moved up by our house! Thanks constabulary!! :lay:

Actually, most of them were OK - the regular girls just said "Hi" when I walked past, once they knew I wasn't doing business. Some of the transient ones were freaky though, totally fucked up crackheads that you saw a couple of times and then never again - some of them literally begged you to fuck them in the street for a fiver - and this was when I was with my girlfriend!! :nono:
I would walk to and from college every day and after a while we would start to exchange glances, then nods, then greetings, and eventually we would chat. Some of their stories were beyond tragic.

There was a particularly lovely one that used to wear white stockings and a fur coat, and that's it (she showed me for free one time) She was a cracker.
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Post by FBM » Sat May 16, 2009 3:29 am

pawiz wrote:There was a particularly lovely one that used to wear white stockings and a fur coat, and that's it (she showed me for free one time) She was a cracker.
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Post by cowiz » Sat May 16, 2009 3:44 am

FBM wrote:
pawiz wrote:There was a particularly lovely one that used to wear white stockings and a fur coat, and that's it (she showed me for free one time) She was a cracker.
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Post by Trolldor » Tue May 19, 2009 10:34 am

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born-again-atheist wrote:"Suck for a Buck"
Why what are you saving up for ? BAA
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