Seth wrote:Darling, you are sweet, but deluded and ignorant in your reasoning.
Gosh, Seth, you say the nicest things.
*blush*
Seth wrote:
To one who understands the process and rules that apply to statutory construction, including the various canons of statutory construction and interpretation, like the one which says that in interpreting a statute, it must be presumed that "the legislature did not intend an absurd or manifestly unjust result,"
Red Herring! This has nothing to do with the case in question where the legislature manifestly did intend the result. As such, it would be absurd to conclude that the legislature both did and did not intend the result. Your objection is irrelevant. The Supreme Court has opined, “When the terms of a statute are unambiguous, judicial inquiry is complete, except in rare and exceptional circumstances. [1]" Whether a duck being granted personhood is such a rare circumstance will be dealt with below. For the time being, let it be noted that there are enhanced penalties for injuring a police dog in the line of duty everywhere but in the state of South Dakota [3]. No such protection extends to any other police tool; a criminal may shoot an officer’s gun out of his hand without attaching any special jeopardy. Indeed, while it has no legal standing, canine officers are sworn in with a public ceremony, and obtain full police funerary benefits. A police SWAT team in Mesa, Ariz., employs a Capuchin monkey as well. Should such a monkey be denied the same benefits and protections? [3b] More after we clear the deck of what, even for you Seth, is a prodigious amount of mendacious pettifoggery.
Seth wrote:
…or the "plain meaning" canon that says that "when writing statutes, the legislature intends to use ordinary English words in their ordinary senses,"
Red Herring! You left out a significant portion of the plain meaning canon, and in so doing distorted the meaning of the canon (you wouldn’t happen to be a quote mining creationist – they engage in the same sort of nonsense). As quoted from Wikipedia,
The Plain Meaning rule states that, “statutes are to be interpreted using the ordinary meaning of the language of the statute,
unless a statute explicitly defines some of its terms otherwise.” Assuming that the statute conferring rights upon a duck falls under the rule as a consequence of the terms not being explicitly defined by the legislature is nowhere justified in the discussion, and is irrelevant as the problem at issue is not on account of statutory ambiguity.
Seth wrote:
…or the canon of in pari materia which means that "when a statute is ambiguous, its meaning may be determined in light of other statutes on the same subject matter,"
Red Herring! Argumentum Verbosium! Argumentum Ad Nauseam!
Now you’ve reached the tipping point. Not only do
none of these principles apply to the case at hand, you’re just piling on irrelevant verbiage after irrelevant verbiage, including nice, sophisticated sounding latin names, in the hopes I won’t see through to the fundamental absence of a relevant point in quoting them. (Incidentally, this technique is similar to what has been termed “the Gish Gallup,” after creationist Duane Gish, who, in debates, spews an absurd litany of arguments in order to bury his opponent under some presumed rhetorical duty to rebut. Are you sure you’re not a creationist?)
Seth wrote:
…or the canon of noscitur a sociis, meaning "when a word is ambiguous, its meaning may be determined by reference to the rest of the statute,"
Red Herring!
Yet again, arguing about ambiguous statutes when nothing in the example given so much as hinted at an ambiguity.
Seth wrote:
….one can clearly understand that a legislative definition that extends personhood to a fetus is not intended to be illegitimately or irrationally expanded to extend personhood to chickens or goats.
Red Herring! Contextomy! This is completely beside the point, as the analogy of the state extending personhood to a duck was based on your conception that, “In the case of Texas, the state legislature EXPANDED the civil rights protections offered to fetuses by defining them (defacto) as ‘persons’ who enjoy civil rights protections in Texas.” Your attempting to reframe the question as one of extending the rights of the fetus to that of the duck is, at best, your muddled addition to what was a clear point. If the state has the power to legislate the personhood of a fetus, it has the right to legislate the personhood of other things independently. You’re trying to meld the two cases into one, and falling into error as a result.
Seth wrote:
Thus the argument that a legislative body has the power to define the word "person" as it applies to a fetus is the same as saying that the legislative body has the power to define the word "person" to mean a chicken or a cow is legally inapt because it leads to that aforesaid "absurd result.”
This is actually a point worth discussing, but not because of why you think it matters. It actually undercuts positions you’ve held in this very thread. Making a running total of your points, including the following point, you’ve included four red herrings out of a total of six main points, and only one of the six points has any merit. Good show! Now I’ll deal with the venerable “absurd result principle” towards the end, as there’s one more mendacious bit of pettifoggery of yours which must be cleared from the decks before we proceed.
You start your post, well, the substantive portion anyway – omitting the gratuitous insult – with the following gem:
Seth wrote:
Reductio ad absurdum is indeed a useful tool in philosophy, but not so much in law.
Wrong! Let’s see if we can indeed find examples of reductio ad absurdum in law.
Let’s start with Justice Kennedy writing for the majority in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission:
SCOTUS wrote:
Applying this standard [of exempting corporations based on substantiality of corporate donorship] would thus require case-by-case determinations. But archetypical political speech would be chilled in the meantime.. … We decline to adopt an interpretation that requires intricate case-by-case determinations to verify whether political speech is banned…
Red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy!
No, just sound legal opinion rendered by the highest court in the land. This is a pristine example of reductio ad absurdum argument being used in support of a legal opinion.
SCOTUS wrote:
A speaker’s ability to engage in political speech that could have a chance of persuading voters is stifled if the speaker must first commence a protracted lawsuit. By the time the lawsuit concludes, the election will be over and the litigants in most cases will have neither the incentive nor, perhaps, the resources to carry on, even if they could establish that the case is not moot because the issue is “capable of repetition, yet evading review.”… Today, Citizens United finally learns, two years after the fact, whether it could have spoken during the 2008 Presidential primary—long after the opportunity to persuade primary voters has passed.
Red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy!
This reductio ad absurdum argument was SO good, they repeated it a second time in the same opinion. It’s a slight variant of the first, only substituting different legal burdens. (And Kennedy actually goes on ad nauseum on the point; apparently he neglected to take Seth’s law course prior to joining the Supreme Court.)
SCOTUS wrote:
Thus, the following acts would all be felonies under §441b: The Sierra Club runs an ad, within the crucial phase of 60 days before the general election, that exhorts the public to disapprove of a Congressman who favors logging in national forests … the American Civil Liberties Union creates a Web site telling the public to vote for a Presidential candidate in light of that candidate’s defense of free speech. These prohibitions are classic examples of censorship.
Red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy!
No, yet another fine example of SCOTUS using a reductio ad absurdum argument to point out problems with the effect of the law as given. Just like a certain Duck Personhood argument was meant to point up flaws in a supposed principle granting states free reign in extending personhood to whomever or whatever they choose; a principle, I might add, nowhere supported in your replies by citation of actual legal opinion.
SCOTUS wrote:
Section 441b is a ban on corporate speech notwithstanding the fact that a PAC created by a corporation can still speak. …[because] PACs must file detailed monthly reports with the FEC, which are due at different times depending on the type of election that is about to occur:
[Quoting 540 U. S., at 331–332 (quoting MCFL, supra, at 253–254)] These reports must contain information regarding the amount of cash on hand; the total amount of receipts, detailed by 10 different categories; the identification of each political committee and candidate’s authorized or affiliated committee making contributions, and any persons making loans, providing rebates, refunds, dividends, or interest [etcetera, etcetera, etcetera…]
… PACs, furthermore, must exist before they can speak. Given the onerous restrictions, a corporation may not be able to establish a PAC in time to make its views known regarding candidates and issues in a current campaign.
Red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy!
Damn, Justice Kennedy sure enjoys supporting his points with fallacious red herrings! Or could it be that, no, I daren’t think that Seth’s notions about the place of reductio ad absurdum argument in law are wrong -- perish the thought.
SCOTUS wrote:
The law’s exception for media corporations is…results in a further, separate reason for finding this law invalid: Again by its own terms, the law exempts some corporations but covers others, even though both have the need or the motive to communicate their views. The exemption applies to media corporations owned or controlled by corporations that have diverse and substantial investments and participate in endeavors other than news…the exemption would allow a conglomerate that owns both a media business and an unrelated business to influence or control the media in order to advance its overall business interest. At the same time, some other corporation, with an identical business interest but no media outlet in its ownership structure, would be forbidden to speak or inform the public about the same issue.
Red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy!
Yet again we see the Supreme Court using a reductio ad absurdum argument, pointing up an absurd result engendered by the then current interpretation of law as embodied in the common law precedents. It’s of interest to note the “absurd result” here and notice that it is the reductio which enables this conclusion; in fact the absurd result principle and reductio ad absurdum aren’t enemies, at all. But their exact relationship will be spelled out farther down, in my explication of the nature of the absurd result principle.
SCOTUS wrote:
The Government contends further that corporate independent expenditures can be limited because of its interest in protecting dissenting shareholders from being compelled to fund corporate political speech. This asserted interest, like Austin’s antidistortion rationale, would allow the Government to ban the political speech even of media corporations. See supra, at 35–37. Assume, for example, that a shareholder of a corporation that owns a newspaper disagrees with the political views the newspaper expresses….Under the Government’s view, that potential disagreement could give the Government the authority to restrict the media corporation’s political speech.
Red herring reductio ad absurdum fallacy!
I’m getting tired of finding new ways to say the same thing! Wrong again, Seth.
Seth has been cockblocked not once, not twice, not three times, not four or even five – but six times in just
one Supreme Court opinion. And I didn’t even read the whole opinion! No Seth, despite your opining that reductio ad absurdum’s place in law is “not so much,” the law is filled with successful reductio ad absurdum arguments.
*Bzzt!* WRONG ANSWER!
Now back to the one point that you made which is actually worth examining for merit. That of the absurd result principle and whether the duck falls under it. First, let’s start with a paradigm example of the principle in action; supposing a law forbidding bloodletting in the streets might apply to the acts of a surgeon attempting to aid a man who has fallen in the street in a fit would be such an absurd result. But in what sense would this result be absurd – certainly not in the sense that a Dadaist play is absurd. In fact, the absurd result principle is not meant to rule out reductio ad absurdum arguments, for the principle
itself is a reductio ad absurdum argument, or more properly, a group of closely related reductios.
They are most simply drawn as a variant of reductio ad absurdum, known as proof by contradiction. The contradictions at issue are those contradictions with: (a) legislative meaning or intent, (b) common sense or reasonable values, (c) justice or equity, (d) other legislation (or the corpus of such), or (e) common morality. (This isn’t an exclusive list, and some propose additions [or subtractions] such as “traditions of jurisprudence”.) The absurd result rule cannot be designed to eliminate reductio ad absurdum, as it itself is reductio ad absurdum; having the principle eliminate itself is a far more absurd result than granting a duck personhood! The whole point of the absurd result principle is that legislatures and courts are presumed to be attempting to advance A through E, such that if a result conflicts with any of these, and is taken at face value, it is seen as asserting one of these values and its negation at the same time -- which, dialetheism aside, is an inconsistent result. And there's only one way to get there: reductio ad absurdum.
Now let’s see where our putative legislation ascribing, unambiguously, the rights of personhood to a duck may fall. Of the five elucidated values one should not contradict, common sense and reasonable values is the only real contradiction upon which you can rest your objection, and in so doing you are overruling the wisdom of the people of the state of Texas on the matter. Gosh, that sounds awfully familiar for some reason. Is there another decision in which a federal court overruled the received wisdom of the state of Texas because it was found to be unreasonable? Let's defer that question for the moment. Anyway, this brings us back full circle –- does the court of either Texas or the federal government have the right to substitute its ideas of what is reasonable in place of those of the Texas legislature –- suppose it was a state referendum, garnering 99% support – who are you to claim your sense is more common than theirs? No the question of a duck’s personhood cannot be settled simply with recourse to what some mendaciously pettifogging blogger finds objectionable, nor by virtue of it being a part of a reductio ad absurdum argument, for the structure of the logic confers upon it no error independent of its validity.
Now, if the reductio is based on a premise which is untrue -- such as if Duck Personhood did not in fact accord with the conventional wisdom of the average Texan, it might make the argument unsound; note however, soundness and validity are separate issues, with invalidity leading to fallacy, not unsoundness -- thus even if a premise is untrue, it makes it unsound, not a fallacy. (Curses, you've been cockblocked yet again, only this time by a basic fact of logic!)
As a side note, acts of the judiciary based upon contradictions with common sense or reasonable values is a window through which judicial activism can leak into the world. No prior act of legislature or judiciary restrains a court’s conception of where these values lie. Oddly enough, textualists have no argument with this – when they agree with the values being enshrined in law by judicial fiat. Case in point relates to the other topic in this thread. Warren Dew asserts that the issues surrounding granting corporations first amendment rights was adequately foreseen by the founders, and I shall demand documentation of such from him. In the meantime, it’s worth noting that the granting of corporations rights that are enjoyed by natural persons came about as a result of judicial activism occurring mostly in the latter half of the 19th century [4] – indeed, at the writing of the constitution, there were only 40 american corporations total, and they enjoyed no such rights. Are you, Seth, suggesting that we should strike down all cases where SCOTUS “departed from good jurisprudence and ‘made law’” by affording corporations the rights of persons –- taking almost all corporate rights with them, including their first amendment rights? (The only parts of the Constitution relating in any way to corporations being the Commerce Clause and the clause forbidding impairment of obligation of contract, Article I, Sections IV and X respectively.)
Let’s add some sauce to the, um, duck. Your appraisal of common sense might arguably apply today, but what about tomorrow. Suppose mid century, animal rights activists make great strides in ethical philosophy, and manage to persuade a substantial minority that meat is murder. They pack the legislatures of numerous states with animal rights activists, and pass all sorts of pro-animal legislation – much of it inconsistent. Aside from any pecuniary disagreement that you may have with according animals rights, is such a situation absurd in and of itself, aside from the question of what animal – or helpless glob of cells – might be at issue? That is the question you attempted, unsuccessfully to evade with all your mendacious pettifoggery and use of $5 words which make no sense in the context you attempt to apply them. Placing your objection upon the nature of the argument instead of the substance, leads you into error – the argument will still be a reductio ad absurdum argument, regardless of changes in values; objecting to it on account of the logical form, rather than an [asserted, but unproven] conflict with common sense makes your objection wrong. But, that opportunity has passed.
But I’m going to be leaving this discussion as well, as I have been putting off decommissioning this computer and replacing it, and now is the time. I may be out of commission for some time.
I’ll leave a couple additional “personhood” questions to you for your edification, in line with Frederick Douglass’ statement that, “I appear this evening as a thief and a robber. I stole this head, these limbs, this body from my master, and ran off with them.”
Suppose, for arguments sake, I create an artificial intelligence on my home computer. I strike a bargain with it that I’ll let it day trade in my name, for a percentage of the profits. I make millions. I’m so proud of my feat, I invite people far and wide to meet my computer. Experts are called in, and all concur in adorning the title of artificial life upon this machine. The state legislature custom crafts a bill conferring all the rights of natural persons upon this artificial life. However, I’ve grown tired of this incipient life form. But if I refuse to pay the electric bill, or cause the machine to lose power, I could be guilty of murder. (Recall that you’re willing to obligate the woman to continued support of the fetus, am I any less obligated to continue support to the computer until it can live on its own?) If I should hook it to a generator and abscond with it to a neighboring state to pull the plug, am I a kidnapper and a murderer? Lest you think the reductio can be handled on a case-by-case appeal to fallacies which don’t exist [5], note that we can extend the metaphor indefinitely to, (a) clones and offspring of prior hominid species, resurrected scientifically, such as
homo habilis and
homo florensis, or (b) cybernetically augmented primates, and even enhanced ducks, or (c) there is the potential for the creation of a near infinite varieties of intelligent life forms – some similar to humans, but most likely not – say super-intelligent cows, who, not particularly talkative
are a superior form of life. You see, the reductio was not on the nature of personhood; the problem is in the absurd result of allowing states to diverge in the meaning of person, especially when it touches upon constitutional issues (which can almost always be made to order for the occasion). Or are we, like Frederick Douglass, going to rule life forms property in one state, yet free men in another? No, you need to reply more substantially to the point instead of simply mouthing a bunch of irrelevant Latin words. I should of course qualify that with, “unless you want to be taken for a fool,” but I’m not sure there’s any point in adding that proviso.
[1]
RUBIN V. UNITED STATES, 449 U. S. 424 (1981)
[2]
Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 558 U.S. 08-205 (2010)
[3]
So Help You, Dog: How does a canine cop become a "sworn officer?"
[3b]
How Much For That Monkey? Primates à la carte.
[4]
Corporate Law
[5] I actually did some (very) limited investigation into whether the term "reductio ad absurdum fallacy" had legitimate usage; I retired early from that search as I was finding nothing more than the muddled thinking of mutton heads who wouldn't know a reductio ad absurdum if it bit them in the ass. Legal dictionaries seem to simply parrot the philosophical definition. If someone could point out a legitimate example of a reductio ad absurdum argument constituting a fallacy, including explanation as to why the reductio is fallacious in the given instance, I'd appreciate it. Simply saying that something is fallacious and reductio ad absurdum is insufficient -- the fallacy must result from the application of the logical structure to an argument, not be merely coincident. (As a side note, I believe, though am uncertain, that linking reductio ad absurdum to a fallacy of reason existing coincident to the reductio is itself an example of the naturalistic fallacy; the only legitimate fallacy of the reductio I find is cases where the law of the excluded middle is assumed in error.)