G'Day Mate! Here's a Ticket for Swearing!

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G'Day Mate! Here's a Ticket for Swearing!

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 31, 2011 8:38 pm

Australians may have a love of plain speaking but new laws are set to curtail some of their more colourful language with police issuing on-the-spot fines for obnoxious swearing.
The country's second most populous state Victoria is due to approve new legislation this week under which police will be able to slap fines of up to Aus$240 (US$257) on people using offensive words or phrases.

Victorian Attorney-General Robert Clark said the penalties, similar to those issued for speeding or parking illegally, would free up police time.

"This will give the police the tools they need to be able to act against this sort of obnoxious behaviour on the spot, rather than having to drag offenders off to court and take up time and money in proceedings," he said.

But even the state's top lawyer admitted to swearing sometimes.

"Occasionally I mutter things under my breath as probably everybody does," he told ABC radio.

"But this law is not targeted at that, it's targeted at the sort of obnoxious, offensive behaviour in public that makes life unpleasant for everybody else."
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Post by klr » Tue May 31, 2011 8:48 pm

Shouldn't this bloody thread be in the News and Current Affairs forum, you drongo? :hmph:




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Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 31, 2011 8:57 pm

klr wrote:Shouldn't this bloody thread be in the News and Current Affairs forum, you drongo? :hmph:




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Nah! I was more interested in learning weird Australian curse words....

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue May 31, 2011 9:48 pm

Just for the record I moved it to News and back into the Pub. Hopefully that'll keep everyone happy.

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Post by Geoff » Tue May 31, 2011 9:59 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Australians may have a love of plain speaking but new laws are set to curtail some of their more colourful language with police issuing on-the-spot fines for obnoxious swearing.
The country's second most populous state Victoria is due to approve new legislation this week under which police will be able to slap fines of up to Aus$240 (US$257) on people using offensive words or phrases.

Victorian Attorney-General Robert Clark said the penalties, similar to those issued for speeding or parking illegally, would free up police time.

"This will give the police the tools they need to be able to act against this sort of obnoxious behaviour on the spot, rather than having to drag offenders off to court and take up time and money in proceedings," he said.

But even the state's top lawyer admitted to swearing sometimes.

"Occasionally I mutter things under my breath as probably everybody does," he told ABC radio.

"But this law is not targeted at that, it's targeted at the sort of obnoxious, offensive behaviour in public that makes life unpleasant for everybody else."
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1
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Post by Seth » Tue May 31, 2011 10:35 pm

Yeah, maybe I won't visit Australia, it's evidently full of socialists AND dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue May 31, 2011 10:50 pm

Seth wrote: dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
Yeah its called....

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They are dumb motherfuckers something we both can agree on and i suspect they don't come much dumber than the victorian branch.........although they do share your maniacal hatred of socialism. :smug:
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Post by Twoflower » Tue May 31, 2011 10:52 pm

Seth wrote:Yeah, maybe I won't visit Australia, it's evidently full of socialists AND dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
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Post by Seth » Tue May 31, 2011 11:04 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Seth wrote: dumb motherfuckers with prudish tendencies.
Yeah its called....

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They are dumb motherfuckers something we both can agree on and i suspect they don't come much dumber than the victorian branch.........although they do share your maniacal hatred of socialism. :smug:
So they do have some socially redeeming value after all. Perhaps I can forgive them a little...anybody who maniacally hates socialism can't be all bad, even if they are prudes.
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Post by klr » Tue May 31, 2011 11:21 pm

Can't stay to chat, I'm as busy as a cat burying shit ...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 31, 2011 11:53 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Just for the record I moved it to News and back into the Pub. Hopefully that'll keep everyone happy.
Not me! You should have closed the bloody report too! :lay:
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Post by Alan C » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:19 am

Oh for fucks sakes :nono:
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Post by nellikin » Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:59 am

redunderthebed wrote: They are dumb motherfuckers something we both can agree on and i suspect they don't come much dumber than the victorian branch.........although they do share your maniacal hatred of socialism. :smug:
As a New South Welshwoman, born and bred, I have to say - you've fucking got that one, wrong, mate. NSW liberals are the hugest fucking idiot scrags around! And we're bound to have them for the next 8 years (my own prediction) :(
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Post by apophenia » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:16 am

Damn. I never imagined I'd be able to earn three squares and a cot just by using my tongue.

Oh wait. Never mind. I guess I did already know that.
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Post by redunderthebed » Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:36 am

nellikin wrote:
redunderthebed wrote: They are dumb motherfuckers something we both can agree on and i suspect they don't come much dumber than the victorian branch.........although they do share your maniacal hatred of socialism. :smug:
As a New South Welshwoman, born and bred, I have to say - you've fucking got that one, wrong, mate. NSW liberals are the hugest fucking idiot scrags around! And we're bound to have them for the next 8 years (my own prediction) :(
Our liberals in SA are more incompetent than anything but yes Australia at state and federal level our democracy the most predictable in the western world i suspect.
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