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by FBM » Tue May 31, 2011 5:58 am
...don't call 911 when she relocates your nads up around your ears.
A man arrested for sexual assault charges after teen kicks him in the crotch
2011-05-31 13:54
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A 42-year-old man was arrested on sexual assault charges last Monday after he called 119 when a girl kicked him in the crotch.
According to police, Kim followed the 17-year-old girl on the bright afternoon at around 2 p.m. on May 23 in a Busan neighborhood and grabbed her from behind and threatened her with a knife. The girl shook herself off by kicking him in the crotch and reported it to the police.
Kim, on the other hand, forgot what he attempted to do due to the intense pain and called 119. The police caught him after they found out Kim was taken to hospital.
http://www.koreaherald.com/national/Det ... 0530000872"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 31, 2011 12:38 pm
I hate it when people can't be arsed to edit out a load of text from adverts and links in the middle of quoted articles, which often makes them unreadable. If I had my way, they would be lined up for a nad-kicking by korean teenagers.
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by Lozzer » Tue May 31, 2011 2:02 pm
FBM wrote:...don't call 911 when she relocates your nads up around your ears.
A man arrested for sexual assault charges after teen kicks him in the crotch
2011-05-31 13:54
Voiceware Text Director Kim wins key Cannes si... N.K. has around 30,000 electron... Remote-control craft expand U.S... Half of singles have no interes... Banks to buy W1tr in toxic loan... FSC delays ruling on Lone Star’... Prosecutors discover more FSS m... Home-backed lending jumps W2.4t... Money supply growth declines to...
A 42-year-old man was arrested on sexual assault charges last Monday after he called 119 when a girl kicked him in the crotch.
According to police, Kim followed the 17-year-old girl on the bright afternoon at around 2 p.m. on May 23 in a Busan neighborhood and grabbed her from behind and threatened her with a knife. The girl shook herself off by kicking him in the crotch and reported it to the police.
Kim, on the other hand, forgot what he attempted to do due to the intense pain and called 119. The police caught him after they found out Kim was taken to hospital.
http://www.koreaherald.com/national/Det ... 0530000872
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by cowiz » Tue May 31, 2011 2:03 pm
"119"!!! Does the ambulance arrive backwards?
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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by apophenia » Tue May 31, 2011 3:12 pm
If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
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by FBM » Tue May 31, 2011 6:03 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I hate it when people can't be arsed to edit out a load of text from adverts and links in the middle of quoted articles, which often makes them unreadable. If I had my way, they would be lined up for a nad-kicking by korean teenagers.
Ah, shit. I was in a hurry to get to class. Didn't look. My bad.
pawiz wrote:"119"!!! Does the ambulance arrive backwards?
Yes, and it runs over you in the process, requiring you to call 119 again, rinse, repeat, wipe hands on pants...
@ apophenia: I'd love to go to the moon, but not if it meant going with a bunch of other hard-legs.
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