Boy, 10, drags alligator home from canal
Florida wildlife officials say a 10-year-old boy dragged a nearly 6-foot alligator home from a nearby canal.
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers were called to the Rockledge home of Michael Dasher on Wednesday after the boy's grandfather saw the alligator in the front yard.
Michael told the officers he had been fishing with friends when something big caught the hook and snapped the line. The boy said the alligator ran at him, so he started hitting it with sticks and jumped on its back.
Michael dragged the alligator home and suffered only minor scratches on his hands and arms. Wildlife officers measured the alligator at 5 feet 9 inches long.
The officers let Michael off with a stern talk but no charges. They'll release the alligator back into the St. John's River.
Imagine Feck as a ten year old.
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Re: Imagine Feck as a ten year old.
Can I keep it, Mum? Can I, huh?
I'll clean up after it, promise!
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Re: Imagine Feck as a ten year old.
Reminds me of catching a canebreak rattler about the same length and bringing it home... 
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One time, long about 1960, my sister went storming into the house demanding that Mom make David and I give her back her little red wagon. When Mom yelled at us we told her we'd tried to give it back but she wouldn't take it. Mom looked at Sis and she said, "Make them take the snakes out FIRST!!!"
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Snakes, Alligators, that's nothing.
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