Too Fat to Fly

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Seth » Fri May 20, 2011 7:09 pm

Feck wrote:Can we have smoking back on planes so they actually have to change the air ! .... I'd rather not catch drug resistant TB, you can all hate me for the infinitesimal risk to your health from my smoke but I sure beats coughing your lungs apart because the plane was used on a previous flight from america .
Wear a properly fitted P100 particulate mask and goggles (or a full-face P100 respirator), use hand sanitizer, and don't eat or drink anything while on board, and keep your hands away from mucous membranes, then shower and launder your clothing when you arrive. That minimizes your chances of being infected to near zero. I always carry a P100 mask in my carry-on just in case someone is hacking and coughing on the flight. Costs about two bucks from WW Grainger's.

I've considered a full-face respirator, but I'm guessing I'd have to have a long argument about wearing it with the flight crew because it might upset other passengers. I'd be prepared to argue that I had a compromised immune system and that I needed to wear the mask to avoid infection.

According to the airlines, they have HEPA (P100) filters in the recirculating system of the aircraft, so the recirculated air is as clean as it can get outside an operating theater, but the problem is not with the recirculated air (as long as they change and actually replace the filters regularly) it's with droplet infection that never makes it to the filters, and the only way to avoid that is personal protective equipment and sanitation.
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Seth » Fri May 20, 2011 7:11 pm

Feck wrote:I don't mind babies or children on flights I would be nice not to be locked up with screaming kids ....but can I take a pocket full of valium and a bottle of vodka on the plane please , honestly I won't get air rage or nothing :)
I'm awaiting the day when you go to the airport, get to the TSA screening section where you strip naked, get a cavity search for ass-bombs, and are issued a paper coverall and slippers, then you're sedated by TSA and placed in a coffin-like shipping container, which they send down the belt to be stacked into the aircraft.
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"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by devogue » Fri May 20, 2011 7:12 pm

Seth wrote:
Feck wrote:Can we have smoking back on planes so they actually have to change the air ! .... I'd rather not catch drug resistant TB, you can all hate me for the infinitesimal risk to your health from my smoke but I sure beats coughing your lungs apart because the plane was used on a previous flight from america .
Wear a properly fitted P100 particulate mask and goggles (or a full-face P100 respirator), use hand sanitizer, and don't eat or drink anything while on board, and keep your hands away from mucous membranes, then shower and launder your clothing when you arrive. That minimizes your chances of being infected to near zero. I always carry a P100 mask in my carry-on just in case someone is hacking and coughing on the flight. Costs about two bucks from WW Grainger's.

I've considered a full-face respirator, but I'm guessing I'd have to have a long argument about wearing it with the flight crew because it might upset other passengers. I'd be prepared to argue that I had a compromised immune system and that I needed to wear the mask to avoid infection.

According to the airlines, they have HEPA (P100) filters in the recirculating system of the aircraft, so the recirculated air is as clean as it can get outside an operating theater, but the problem is not with the recirculated air (as long as they change and actually replace the filters regularly) it's with droplet infection that never makes it to the filters, and the only way to avoid that is personal protective equipment and sanitation.
Eight strong G&Ts does the trick for me. :drunk:

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Feck » Fri May 20, 2011 7:16 pm

I asked if I could carry a parachute on a plane as hand luggage and get a seat by the door ...It got the same response as offering garlic and parmessan soup to the seasick people on the boat last time I went wreck fishing ......
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by laklak » Fri May 20, 2011 7:25 pm

Has anyone given you any packages to carry?

Well, a nice Arabic gentleman gave me this gift wrapped clock, it's a present for his mother in Tel Aviv.
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Seth » Fri May 20, 2011 7:31 pm

devogue wrote:
Seth wrote:
Feck wrote:Can we have smoking back on planes so they actually have to change the air ! .... I'd rather not catch drug resistant TB, you can all hate me for the infinitesimal risk to your health from my smoke but I sure beats coughing your lungs apart because the plane was used on a previous flight from america .
Wear a properly fitted P100 particulate mask and goggles (or a full-face P100 respirator), use hand sanitizer, and don't eat or drink anything while on board, and keep your hands away from mucous membranes, then shower and launder your clothing when you arrive. That minimizes your chances of being infected to near zero. I always carry a P100 mask in my carry-on just in case someone is hacking and coughing on the flight. Costs about two bucks from WW Grainger's.

I've considered a full-face respirator, but I'm guessing I'd have to have a long argument about wearing it with the flight crew because it might upset other passengers. I'd be prepared to argue that I had a compromised immune system and that I needed to wear the mask to avoid infection.

According to the airlines, they have HEPA (P100) filters in the recirculating system of the aircraft, so the recirculated air is as clean as it can get outside an operating theater, but the problem is not with the recirculated air (as long as they change and actually replace the filters regularly) it's with droplet infection that never makes it to the filters, and the only way to avoid that is personal protective equipment and sanitation.
Eight strong G&Ts does the trick for me. :drunk:
That just removes your anxiety about getting TB, it doesn't reduce your chances of being infected.
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by laklak » Fri May 20, 2011 7:33 pm

G&Ts might help if there are any anopheles gambiae mosquitoes buzzing about.
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by devogue » Fri May 20, 2011 7:39 pm

laklak wrote:G&Ts might help if there are any anopheles gambiae mosquitoes buzzing about.
Homosexualist trolley dollies? :tut:

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by devogue » Fri May 20, 2011 7:39 pm

That smilie really works... :hehe:

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Feck » Fri May 20, 2011 7:41 pm

Check the time to change (filter) air pre smoking ban as opposed to post smoking ban ?
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 20, 2011 7:50 pm

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by devogue » Fri May 20, 2011 7:54 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Image
That's one fat cunt plane.

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri May 20, 2011 7:55 pm

devogue wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Image
That's one fat cunt plane.
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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by devogue » Fri May 20, 2011 7:57 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
devogue wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Image
That's one fat cunt plane.
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That's one greedy-assed fat cunt of a plane.

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Re: Too Fat to Fly

Post by laklak » Fri May 20, 2011 7:59 pm

We get a lot of love bugs in Florida.

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