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[Azathoth]

21 April 2011 Last updated at 12:30 GMT

Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.

Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

[stripes4]

she thought they were easter eggs

[.Morticia.]

easy mistake to make

[egbert]

BJ gone awry? Or have the cutbacks in Britain become so severe that this is the only birth control available to the lower castes?

[Gallstones]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

[Seth]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

A prominent female romance novel writer of my acquaintance was once very surprised when I told her that a man allowing a woman to give him a blow-job is one of two things: a manifestation of ultimate trust or exciting because it's dangerous. When I told her that she said, "Why?"

I replied, "Teeth."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

A prominent female romance novel writer of my acquaintance was once very surprised when I told her that a man allowing a woman to give him a blow-job is one of two things: a manifestation of ultimate trust or exciting because it's dangerous. When I told her that she said, "Why?"

I replied, "Teef."

[Gallstones]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

A prominent female romance novel writer of my acquaintance was once very surprised when I told her that a man allowing a woman to give him a blow-job is one of two things: a manifestation of ultimate trust or exciting because it's dangerous. When I told her that she said, "Why?"

I replied, "Teeth."

I'm sure there is somewhere in this, a reciprocation of the risk--trust game.

Myself, I would have to insist on being in charge at least the first time. So you would have to trust me before I trust you. Scary?

I have figured out the teeth thing.

[egbert]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

A prominent female romance novel writer of my acquaintance was once very surprised when I told her that a man allowing a woman to give him a blow-job is one of two things: a manifestation of ultimate trust or exciting because it's dangerous. When I told her that she said, "Why?"

I replied, "Teeth."

Surely you followed the Beck/Limbaugh protocol of asking her to remove her dentures first....

[FBM]

I suppose if she'd managed to keep clamped down bulldog-style while he was punching her in the head and kicking her savagely in the torso, she could've ripped the tissue that she couldn't incise with her teeth.

[Geoff]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

You've clearly considered this in some detail...anyone we know?

[Callan]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

You've clearly considered this in some detail...anyone we know?

You'd be astonished what women muse upon while we are demurely plying our needles.

[egbert]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

Have you heard about British dental hygiene?

[Gallstones]

I suppose if she'd managed to keep clamped down bulldog-style while he was punching her in the head and kicking her savagely in the torso, she could've ripped the tissue that she couldn't incise with her teeth.

That too.

[Gallstones]

I don't think one can simply bite testicles off, through skin and all. Nah. To accomplish the deed one would need to grind and gnash quite a bit to cut all the way through. I suppose one could hope that the person chewing had young, sharp teeth and not older, worn teeth.

You've clearly considered this in some detail...anyone we know?

Of course not. Just stimulating discussion.



I have done my share of castrations though. Always used a blade.