You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman."Devogay wrote:It was an imitation of your mother.Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
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And I made it damn sexyGawdzilla wrote:You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman."Devogay wrote:It was an imitation of your mother.Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
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Which is more than she ever did.Devogay wrote:And I made it damn sexyGawdzilla wrote:You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman."Devogay wrote:It was an imitation of your mother.Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
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She earned it.Gawdzilla wrote:Which is more than she ever did.Devogay wrote:And I made it damn sexyGawdzilla wrote:You do a remarkable "worn out, crazy southern white woman."Devogay wrote:It was an imitation of your mother.Nice imitation of a fundy, Lozzer.
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You need to upgrade your news source Lozzer. If you are going to read a right wing one read the Telegraph. The news reporting is better, there is a great crossword and reading a broadsheet always gives a great sense of superiority over the tabloid reading knuckle draggers.
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Middle class? Lol. Last time I looked an £850,000 home didn't qualify as middle class. And they certainly weren't usual young Americans, any usual young American would have seen the IHOP as they walked right past it and wouldn't have gone into Newtown in the first place. The gangbangers hanging on the corners, hulks of burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets would have been a clue they were off track. The only reason anyone would go into Newtown is drugs or hookers.Devogay wrote: I'm sceptical. They were white, British middle class kids; they aren't your usual young Americans.
Ha ha ha ha ha.Devogay wrote:Bit racist.
Ha ha ha ha ha.You guys need to get your coons under control, too.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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OMGZ MY POSTS HAVE DEPOSITS OF IRONY-ORE? FUCKIN' TAKE MEDAL.laklak wrote:Middle class? Lol. Last time I looked an £850,000 home didn't qualify as middle class. And they certainly weren't usual young Americans, any usual young American would have seen the IHOP as they walked right past it and wouldn't have gone into Newtown in the first place. The gangbangers hanging on the corners, hulks of burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets would have been a clue they were off track. The only reason anyone would go into Newtown is drugs or hookers.Devogay wrote: I'm sceptical. They were white, British middle class kids; they aren't your usual young Americans.
Ha ha ha ha ha.Devogay wrote:Bit racist.
Ha ha ha ha ha.You guys need to get your coons under control, too.
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They were drunk and decided to walk 1.5 miles. Yes, shoot them. They were trashing 'murkuh's sacred traditional values!!1!!uno That's the best time to drive, goddammit!! 
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If they hadn't wanted to get shot, they shouldn't have been dressed that way.FBM wrote:They were drunk and decided to walk 1.5 miles. Yes, shoot them. They were trashing 'murkuh's sacred traditional values!!1!!uno That's the best time to drive, goddammit!!
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Gawdzilla wrote:If they hadn't wanted to get shot, they shouldn't have been dressed walked that way.FBM wrote:They were drunk and decided to walk 1.5 miles. Yes, shoot them. They were trashing 'murkuh's sacred traditional values!!1!!uno That's the best time to drive, goddammit!!
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IF THESE GUYS WEREN'T KILLED BY GUNS, THEN THEY'D HAVE BEEN KILLED BY KNIVES. OR SPOONS. OR SPORKS. OR SOMETHING. A CRIMINAL IS A CRIMINAL AND IF THEY'RE PRONE TO VIOLENCE THEN THAT'S IT. HAVING GUNS ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT MAKE IT ONE IOTA EASIER TO KILL, MAIM, OR GRIEVOUSLY INJURE PEOPLE. GOD, YOU FOREIGNERS JUST DON'T GET IT.stripes4 wrote:yes. we would. Like all the other humans that kill eachother with them!! That's why we wisely decided not to have them. It's called wisdom and self awareness. Try it!!Gawdzilla wrote:Son, you ever been to Lebanon, say in the '70s? Or Somalia when the warlords ruled the streets? The only reason you don't have chavs doing battle with machine guns there is the guns laws, which acknowledge that Brits shouldn't have guns because they'd kill each other with them.Devogay wrote:Except they only get riddled with bullets by blacks with special needs in the great US of A.Gawdzilla wrote:And this is the cops' fault how? Drunks get in trouble the world over.
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Here's the thing - if they were really looking for the IHOP and got lost, they would have had to literally walk past a brightly lit restaurant that's full of cars at 3 AM, with a huge sign and at a major intersection. Then walk almost a mile past it, made a left across a 6 lane highway into an obvious ghetto area, walk several more blocks through a rapidly deteriorating urban area, make another left turn down a much smaller two lane residential street, then make yet another left turn into a cul-de-sac clearly marked with a "No Outlet" or "Dead End" sign. The area they went through is an absolute shithole. There are literally burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets, houses are falling down, the streets are full of potholes, even at 3 Am gangs of black "youths" are hanging on street corners, and if all that wasn't enough, damn near every house has a pimped out 84 Cadillac on 30 inch rims parked out front.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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laklak wrote:Here's the thing - if they were really looking for the IHOP and got lost, they would have had to literally walk past a brightly lit restaurant that's full of cars at 3 AM, with a huge sign and at a major intersection. Then walk almost a mile past it, made a left across a 6 lane highway into an obvious ghetto area, walk several more blocks through a rapidly deteriorating urban area, make another left turn down a much smaller two lane residential street, then make yet another left turn into a cul-de-sac clearly marked with a "No Outlet" or "Dead End" sign. The area they went through is an absolute shithole. There are literally burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets, houses are falling down, the streets are full of potholes, even at 3 Am gangs of black "youths" are hanging on street corners, and if all that wasn't enough, damn near every house has a pimped out 84 Cadillac on 30 inch rims parked out front.
Even then gang members wouldn't normally shoot brit tourists
They don't want to give a reason for the cops to go into their neighbourhood.
I remember reading somewhere it was a dumb kid that did it. They must have 'disrespected' the kid.
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Shit, man, you just took me home! OK, not.laklak wrote:Here's the thing - if they were really looking for the IHOP and got lost, they would have had to literally walk past a brightly lit restaurant that's full of cars at 3 AM, with a huge sign and at a major intersection. Then walk almost a mile past it, made a left across a 6 lane highway into an obvious ghetto area, walk several more blocks through a rapidly deteriorating urban area, make another left turn down a much smaller two lane residential street, then make yet another left turn into a cul-de-sac clearly marked with a "No Outlet" or "Dead End" sign. The area they went through is an absolute shithole. There are literally burned out cars and piles of garbage in the streets, houses are falling down, the streets are full of potholes, even at 3 Am gangs of black "youths" are hanging on street corners, and if all that wasn't enough, damn near every house has a pimped out 84 Cadillac on 30 inch rims parked out front.
Somebody ought to Google-map this thing. If it weren't bedtime and my g'friend weren't waiting, I'd do it. But reality being what it is...
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