The Royal Wedding

[Sælir]

I'm sure it won't be nearly as much fun as my and 'Zilla's wedding. Bet they have a regular ol' wedding cake too - white icing and flowers. She'll probably wear a white dress and he'll wear some sort of suit. How boring!

Hey We had a regular wedding cake, I wore white and he wore a suit!!! It wasn´t boring at all

But that was before 'Zilla and I set a new standard.

Nope, we got married last August

[Gallstones]

Who actually gives a fuck?

And what is this spectacle costing the Brits?

[klr]

Who actually gives a fuck?

Not me certainly, but an awful lot of people - including plenty of Americans.

And what is this spectacle costing the Brits?

A lot ... but the potential media rights could be enormous, given the level of worldwide interest.

[egbert]

Who actually gives a fuck?

Not me certainly, but an awful lot of people - including plenty of Americans.

And what is this spectacle costing the Brits?

A lot ... but the potential media rights could be enormous, given the level of worldwide interest.

One can be sure that, foremost in the minds of their Majesties, is the positive effect on the national exchequery. For further information contact the office of your local MP.

[Santa_Claus]

As a tribute to Diana, for the honeymoon William is going to get drunk and drive the wedding car into a pillar. Whilst Kate sucks off a Muslim in the back seat.

[HomerJay]

And what is this spectacle costing the Brits?

Our dignity.

And apparently, the cost of giving a day off to the NHS workforce is costing £200 million just for one day's holiday.

[laklak]

You got another bank holiday, FFS. The least you could do is show a little gratitude to your betters.

[HomerJay]

You got another bank holiday, FFS. The least you could do is show a little gratitude to your betters.

The cost of the bank holiday is totalled at £5bn.

We could invade an oil rich country for that sort of money.

[Lozzer]

You got another bank holiday, FFS. The least you could do is show a little gratitude to your betters.

We have the fewest in the world

[rachelbean]

You got another bank holiday, FFS. The least you could do is show a little gratitude to your betters.

We have the fewest in the world

[Xamonas Chegwé]

We have fewer bank holidays than Vietnamese sweat-shop workers, Philippine rubbish-tip pickers and Bangkok lady-boy sex workers? Who knew?

[mistermack]

We have fewer bank holidays than Vietnamese sweat-shop workers, Philippine rubbish-tip pickers and Bangkok lady-boy sex workers? Who knew?

Yeh, but they don't throw ten or twenty sickies a year, and still get paid.

[egbert]

I'm sure it won't be nearly as much fun as my and 'Zilla's wedding. Bet they have a regular ol' wedding cake too - white icing and flowers. She'll probably wear a white dress and he'll wear some sort of suit. How boring!

Hey We had a regular wedding cake, I wore white and he wore a suit!!! It wasn´t boring at all

But that was before 'Zilla and I set a new standard.

But you and Zilla can't produce an offspring with "Royal" genes now, can you?

[Geoff]

http://newsthump.com/2011/04/19/monarch ... yal-aggro/

Monarchist thugs planning day of ‘Royal aggro’

Shadowy ‘cells’ of Royal fundamentalists are plotting a day of terror for Britain as they seek to turn next week’s Bank Holiday into ‘a twee nightmare’ for millions of law-abiding citizens.

And police believe the extreme monarchists will stop at nothing to achieve their aim, ‘tooling up’ with an array of limp party food and terrifying Royal merchandise before causing chaos, misery and camp, reactionary tedium across the land.

A six-month operation has seen Special Branch officers identify and infiltrate a series of hardcore monarchist gangs in an attempt to uncover the terror plot.

Officers have learned how legendary firms such as the ‘Mountbatten Crew,’ ‘QEII-Troop’ and ‘Windsor Castle Youth’ have been using social media such as Twitter and Facebook to spread their sinister influence, and plan a series of shocking civil disturbances, or ‘Street Parties’.

“You have no idea how organised and ruthless these people are,” says one senior officer, speaking on condition of anonymity.

“In ordinary life they’re respectable people – office workers, shopkeepers, even housewives. That’s how they manage to stay undiscovered for so long. But all you have to do is mention the Queen and wallop! Out comes the bunting.”

“These people are sick. But they just don’t care.”
Royalist gangs aiming to cause unprecedented tedium

Extreme Royalist activity has long been confined to the margins of society, with small bands meeting up for pre-arranged ‘offs’ with hardcore Republicans in the car parks of National Trust properties.

Raids on a series of addresses in the Home Counties last year saw the seizure of several tins of Royal-themed biscuits and a Union Jack sofa cushion. But no charges were ever brought.

Now investigators speak of a terrifying rise in Royal fundamentalism, spreading far outside its traditional power base near Ascot and seeing the ‘radicalisation’ of previously neutral citizens.

“We intercepted a series of emails last week between a middle-aged couple in Leeds,” says one source.

“Schoolteachers, no history of extremist activity. But she was thinking of buying a set of commemorative mugs. That’s the way it starts. Next they’ll be making fairy cakes with red-white-and-blue icing.”

“But when people in Leeds start cutting the crusts off their sandwiches, then God help us all.”

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm sure it won't be nearly as much fun as my and 'Zilla's wedding. Bet they have a regular ol' wedding cake too - white icing and flowers. She'll probably wear a white dress and he'll wear some sort of suit. How boring!

Hey We had a regular wedding cake, I wore white and he wore a suit!!! It wasn´t boring at all

But that was before 'Zilla and I set a new standard.

But you and Zilla can't produce an offspring with "Royal" genes now, can you?

Royal pain I can do by myselfs.