Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
Then puts in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Man U is teh facking awesomes...
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Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
Then puts in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Dogma is the death of the intellect
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devogue
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Nani Are You Ok?hackenslash wrote:
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
Then puts in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
so, Nani Are You Ok?
are You Ok Nani?
you've Been Hit by (Clap clap)
(you've Been Struck by --- (Clap clap)
a Smooth Carragher!
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Hehe
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But it could be worse, you could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But it could be worse, you could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house
Dogma is the death of the intellect
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devogue
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hackenslash wrote:Hehe
Park, Park, wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But it could be worse, you could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house
Dirk Kuyt,
Wherever you may be,
You smoke dope in your home country.
But it could be worse,
You could be Manc,
Waking your sister up for a wank.
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Reminds me of some old '80s chants on Merseyside:
Liverpool fans: He's fat, he's shit, he's never fucking fit - Peter Reid!
Everton fans: He's fat, he's round, his car is in the pound - Jan Molby!
Liverpool fans: He's fat, he's shit, he's never fucking fit - Peter Reid!
Everton fans: He's fat, he's round, his car is in the pound - Jan Molby!
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Arshole cunt shitty twat fucker bastard shithead.hackenslash wrote:Lifelong United fan here. Grew up about two miles from Valhalla. Just sayin'...
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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hackenslash wrote:Lifelong United fan here. Grew up about two miles from Valhalla. Just sayin'...
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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If he flew into the kop the fucking IQ of the United Kingdom would of went up 144 points.devogue wrote:If Mohammed Atta had flown in to a packed Stretford End he would have got 144 virgins.Clinton Huxley wrote:Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell
One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.
Hopefully.
There is only two united's AUFC MUFC.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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redunderthebed wrote:If he flew into the kop the fucking IQ of the United Kingdom would of went up 144 points.devogue wrote:If Mohammed Atta had flown in to a packed Stretford End he would have got 144 virgins.Clinton Huxley wrote:Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell
One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.
Hopefully.
There is only two united's AUFC MUFC.
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They're so awesome that I've paid 1100 quid for a ticket to the ECL final. WOOP!
Regardless of what happens, I'll have been at Wembley when United enter the pitch to take part in their 5th European Cup final of all time... and if they happen to lose I'll have seen as big a game as any, and have feasted my eyes on this Barcelona side which is on its way to become a legendary one...
I'd rather see United knock them off their European perch, mind
Regardless of what happens, I'll have been at Wembley when United enter the pitch to take part in their 5th European Cup final of all time... and if they happen to lose I'll have seen as big a game as any, and have feasted my eyes on this Barcelona side which is on its way to become a legendary one...
I'd rather see United knock them off their European perch, mind
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That's a shit load of money to spend on a 90 minute game! Enjoy, I'm jelly. I hate the scum with a passion and will be rooting for Barca.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Yes it is... but it's too big an occasion to sit out if I have the dosh... I'll have a new wad in a couple of months if I'm equally thrifty so, meh...
A CL-final, on the other hand... for all I know this might be our last *shrugs*
A CL-final, on the other hand... for all I know this might be our last *shrugs*
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Boo!
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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boooo all you fucking like ani but in about 4 or 5 hours we are lifting the 19th title get in.
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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