Man U is teh facking awesomes...

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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by SPMaximus » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:18 am

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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:25 am

  Note to self: One of these days, sit down and figure out what all this talk about Premierships, First Divisions, Rugby Leagues, etc, means. They seem important.  
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:00 pm

Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell

One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.

Hopefully.
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by Callan » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:11 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell

One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.

Hopefully.

LIDL???
When? When??
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:14 pm

Callan wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell

One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.

Hopefully.

LIDL???
When? When??
:ab:
Patience, my dear, patience, my premiership footballing evil replacement with budget super-market-based plan will soon come to fruition. Bwa and indeed ha ha ha.
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Post by devogue » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:15 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell

One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.

Hopefully.
If Mohammed Atta had flown in to a packed Stretford End he would have got 144 virgins.
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:17 pm

devogue wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Alex Ferguson is Satan.
Old Trafford is Hell

One day, Man Utd will go bankrupt, the club will collapse and a branch of Lidl will be built where their stadium now stands.

Hopefully.
If Mohammed Atta had flown in to a packed Stretford End he would have got 144 virgins.
Bet Atta was a United Fan.
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by cowiz » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:30 pm

We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We are the Man U haters
Scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Post by SPMaximus » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:01 pm

pawiz wrote:We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We hate Man U and we hate Man U
We are the Man U haters
Scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum scum
Pfff, jealous of Man U's awesomesaucyness :razzle:

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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:15 pm

heeheehee...
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:17 pm

Facking sweet. :{D

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/sp ... 85130.html

Incidentally, his nickname here in Korea is "3-lung", not "Oxygen tank". Remarkable stamina for a 37-yr-old. What a guy. :D
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by klr » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:27 pm

FBM wrote:Facking sweet. :{D

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/sp ... 85130.html

Incidentally, his nickname here in Korea is "3-lung", not "Oxygen tank". Remarkable stamina for a 37-yr-old. What a guy. :D
:shock: Whoa! 37???? I thought Park was only about 30. Giggsy is the 37-year old. :zilla:
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by FBM » Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:36 pm

klr wrote:
FBM wrote:Facking sweet. :{D

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/sp ... 85130.html

Incidentally, his nickname here in Korea is "3-lung", not "Oxygen tank". Remarkable stamina for a 37-yr-old. What a guy. :D
:shock: Whoa! 37???? I thought Park was only about 30. Giggsy is the 37-year old. :zilla:
Oh. I guess I should've read that a bit more closely. :oops:
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Re: Man U is teh facking awesomes...

Post by hackenslash » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:25 pm

Lifelong United fan here. Grew up about two miles from Valhalla. Just sayin'...
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Post by devogue » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:27 pm

hackenslash wrote:Lifelong United fan here. Grew up about two miles from Valhalla. Just sayin'...
Elland Road? Upton Park? St. James' Park? Bramall Lane? Etc etc etc?

Which "United"? :whistle:
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