So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

[Feck]

Anybody else collecting ears?

That would be tattuchu...

Pinkie fingers for me ...

[Pappa]

Anyway, if all the world's athiests agreed to my plan I'd definitely do it.

You realise that this wouldn't achieve anything besides a much needed reduction of the human population, don't you? Religiosity breeds in the dark, fed by ignorance, which is a renewable resource. And ignorance is essential in societies that require people to pick up our garbage at four in the morning using trucks that smell of rotting vegetables, or say "would you like fries with that"?

Aw come on.... we could concentrate on fighting amongst ourselves. It'd be a blast.

[Hermit]

we could concentrate on fighting amongst ourselves.

Uhm. Yeah, I suppose...

[Pappa]

we could concentrate on fighting amongst ourselves.

Uhm. Yeah, I suppose...

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people. I actually like some of them.

[Hermit]

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people.

Ya wuzz. Don't pike out now. What next? You let Jesus into your heart? Grow a backbone and bake yourself a baby or two.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Anybody else collecting ears?

That would be tattuchu...

Hair on, of course.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I have "a couple" of nukes stashed around the US. Just sayin'.

[Pappa]

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people.

Ya wuzz. Don't pike out now. What next? You let Jesus into your heart? Grow a backbone and bake yourself a baby or two.

It's ok, I was only trollin' you. Of course I want to murder them all, especially them fucking Scientologists. I wonder if Mormons taste more like Jehova's Witnesses than Hindus?

[Hermit]

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people.

Ya wuzz. Don't pike out now. What next? You let Jesus into your heart? Grow a backbone and bake yourself a baby or two.

It's ok, I was only trollin' you. Of course I want to murder them all, especially them fucking Scientologists. I wonder if Mormons taste more like Jehova's Witnesses than Hindus?

Haha. I was pulling your leg too. Nobody felt more encouraged to indulge in massacres than the god of bible fame. Not only was he repeatedly alleged in that tome of truth to have commanded the believers to kill all men, women, and children of his followers' enemy, he even stopped the sun from setting to give them more time to continue with another slaughter.

For those who think of his son as the lovey-dovey type, forget it. From the new testament: "Jesus said, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."" [Luke 19:27] And if you think he disapproved of his dad's policies, think again: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets; I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily, I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law till all be fulfilled." [Matthew 5: 17, 18]

[Stein]

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people.

Ya wuzz. Don't pike out now. What next? You let Jesus into your heart? Grow a backbone and bake yourself a baby or two.

It's ok, I was only trollin' you. Of course I want to murder them all, especially them fucking Scientologists. I wonder if Mormons taste more like Jehova's Witnesses than Hindus?

Haha. I was pulling your leg too. Nobody felt more encouraged to indulge in massacres than the god of bible fame. Not only was he repeatedly alleged in that tome of truth to have commanded the believers to kill all men, women, and children of his followers' enemy, he even stopped the sun from setting to give them more time to continue with another slaughter.

For those who think of his son as the lovey-dovey type, forget it. From the new testament: "Jesus said, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."" [Luke 19:27] And if you think he disapproved of his dad's policies, think again: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets; I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily, I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law till all be fulfilled." [Matthew 5: 17, 18]

And by the way, two wrongs don't make a right. And this is hate speech. Think of what a bunch of Old South "good ol' boys" would sound like if they joked about "stringing up them niggers". You are joking about genocide. This matters. It's sick.

Maybe when the webmasters of the Sarah Palin web site put crosshairs on an Arizona map over Congressman Gifford's district, they intended no bodily harm. But the world of the web today is a crowded theater, and they were yelling "Fire", and it does matter, even if you're yelling it with a grin on your faces.

Do you really think the world would be a better place without Nelson Mandela? Without James Orbinski? Well, guess what? They're both believers. But they're both humanitarians too. Aren't they? How inconvenient. I guess that just doesn't count. They're believers; they die. Kinda like they're Jews; they die. Isn't it? I wonder where we've heard that before.............. (and yes, I know bloody well that Hitler was a believer).

You seem to say here that once one is a believer, one is no longer a human. What's next? Are general skeptics like me who insist that believers are still human next on your chopping block? Some here relish the thought of a rumble among us. Well, you've got one. As a skeptic, I've joined a bunch of skeptics fora over the years, and I've given all of them the link to this thread. This is sickening. Scoff about this now, if you can.

Stein

[Feck]

I have "a couple" of nukes stashed around the US. Just sayin'.

Typical 'Zilla you have to ruin sport with Wmd's ,it may be big and flashy and loud but you will ruin the trophies ! .. Save the nuke for Mecca maybe ?

[DaveDodo007]

I don't really want to kill 6 billion people.

Ya wuzz. Don't pike out now. What next? You let Jesus into your heart? Grow a backbone and bake yourself a baby or two.

It's ok, I was only trollin' you. Of course I want to murder them all, especially them fucking Scientologists. I wonder if Mormons taste more like Jehova's Witnesses than Hindus?

Haha. I was pulling your leg too. Nobody felt more encouraged to indulge in massacres than the god of bible fame. Not only was he repeatedly alleged in that tome of truth to have commanded the believers to kill all men, women, and children of his followers' enemy, he even stopped the sun from setting to give them more time to continue with another slaughter.

For those who think of his son as the lovey-dovey type, forget it. From the new testament: "Jesus said, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."" [Luke 19:27] And if you think he disapproved of his dad's policies, think again: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets; I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily, I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law till all be fulfilled." [Matthew 5: 17, 18]

And by the way, two wrongs don't make a right. And this is hate speech. Think of what a bunch of Old South "good ol' boys" would sound like if they joked about "stringing up them niggers". You are joking about genocide. This matters. It's sick.

Maybe when the webmasters of the Sarah Palin web site put crosshairs on an Arizona map over Congressman Gifford's district, they intended no bodily harm. But the world of the web today is a crowded theater, and they were yelling "Fire", and it does matter, even if you're yelling it with a grin on your faces.

Do you really think the world would be a better place without Nelson Mandela? Without James Orbinski? Well, guess what? They're both believers. But they're both humanitarians too. Aren't they? How inconvenient. I guess that just doesn't count. They're believers; they die. Kinda like they're Jews; they die. Isn't it? I wonder where we've heard that before.............. (and yes, I know bloody well that Hitler was a believer).

You seem to say here that once one is a believer, one is no longer a human. What's next? Are general skeptics like me who insist that believers are still human next on your chopping block? Some here relish the thought of a rumble among us. Well, you've got one. As a skeptic, I've joined a bunch of skeptics fora over the years, and I've given all of them the link to this thread. This is sickening. Scoff about this now, if you can.

Stein

Erm...You know humour, well this is it.

Quick guys while I distract him, sent the elite atheist assassination commando squad round to do him in.

[Stein]

Haha. I was pulling your leg too. Nobody felt more encouraged to indulge in massacres than the god of bible fame. Not only was he repeatedly alleged in that tome of truth to have commanded the believers to kill all men, women, and children of his followers' enemy, he even stopped the sun from setting to give them more time to continue with another slaughter.

For those who think of his son as the lovey-dovey type, forget it. From the new testament: "Jesus said, "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."" [Luke 19:27] And if you think he disapproved of his dad's policies, think again: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets; I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill. For verily, I say unto you, till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law till all be fulfilled." [Matthew 5: 17, 18]

And by the way, two wrongs don't make a right. And this is hate speech. Think of what a bunch of Old South "good ol' boys" would sound like if they joked about "stringing up them niggers". You are joking about genocide. This matters. It's sick.

Maybe when the webmasters of the Sarah Palin web site put crosshairs on an Arizona map over Congressman Gifford's district, they intended no bodily harm. But the world of the web today is a crowded theater, and they were yelling "Fire", and it does matter, even if you're yelling it with a grin on your faces.

Do you really think the world would be a better place without Nelson Mandela? Without James Orbinski? Well, guess what? They're both believers. But they're both humanitarians too. Aren't they? How inconvenient. I guess that just doesn't count. They're believers; they die. Kinda like they're Jews; they die. Isn't it? I wonder where we've heard that before.............. (and yes, I know bloody well that Hitler was a believer).

You seem to say here that once one is a believer, one is no longer a human. What's next? Are general skeptics like me who insist that believers are still human next on your chopping block? Some here relish the thought of a rumble among us. Well, you've got one. As a skeptic, I've joined a bunch of skeptics fora over the years, and I've given all of them the link to this thread. This is sickening. Scoff about this now, if you can.

Stein

Erm...You know humour, well this is it.

This thread is INTENDED as humor, but it is POOR humor. A skeptic moderator of another skeptics forum just wrote in --

"Not something I would even joke about. Who knows what kind of nutjob might be reading and take it seriously?" (http://www.freeratio.org/showthread.php ... ost6739169)

Exactly.

Stein

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Stein, get a life.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I have "a couple" of nukes stashed around the US. Just sayin'.

Typical 'Zilla you have to ruin sport with Wmd's ,it may be big and flashy and loud but you will ruin the trophies ! .. Save the nuke for Mecca maybe ?

I was thinking of the Vatican, Mecca and wherever Falwell's "Uni." is.