Welcome MissMay
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Welcome MissMay
I've been stalking her for a while and now she's here!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
Re: Welcome MissMay
Aww..thanks 

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Re: Welcome MissMay
Welcome MissMay! 

Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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Re: Welcome MissMay
Welcome to Ratz, Miss May - and it's only March! We get a Playboy sneak preview!



A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Welcome MissMay
Welcome! 
So, what's your favorite cheese?

So, what's your favorite cheese?

lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!

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Re: Welcome MissMay
Welcome to Ratz! Whatever the month you are most welcome!
Re: Welcome MissMay
Another RatSkep refugee?
Re: Welcome MissMay
What is a RatSkep refugee? Sorry, I'm new to this.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
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Havarti is good. Pass, friend. 

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Welcome MissMay
RatSkep is where all the clever people hang. The rest of us dumwads stay here.MissMay wrote:What is a RatSkep refugee? Sorry, I'm new to this.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Re: Welcome MissMay
With dill or with horseradish? [/connoisseur]MissMay wrote:What is a RatSkep refugee? Sorry, I'm new to this.
And my favorite cheese is Havarti.
And welcome.
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Re: Welcome MissMay
Hello, DisMay
If you're a friend of Pawiz, then...well, hello. Let's just leave it at that, shall we? 


People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Hello Miss May!
Remember to tell Pawiz to fuck off every so often, he likes it...
Remember to tell Pawiz to fuck off every so often, he likes it...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Hello MissMay and welcome! 

Azathoth wrote:
Bullshit is bullshit whatever you call it. It doesnt matter if it was an ancient nutter's fantasy or a more recent nutter's.
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