US military assets moving into Mexico.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

And, if Mexico's security situation worsens, they may even come to an agreement with the US about Seth's suggestion as well...

I hope not. I'd really rather not be in a shooting war on our southern border.

Too late.

By 160 years or so.

[egbert]

Not a shooting war with Mexico, just taking on a sub-contactor's role of vermin disposal...

Well, we're not at war with the government of Afghanistan, either.

Come to think of it, Afghanistan could also be solved by legalizing drugs in the U.S.

What! Can't do that - what would happen to price of drugs? The oligarchy would lose a major source of funding! And what about the arms dealers and the military-industrial complex? Think of the impact on the builders of land mines and children's coffins.

[egbert]

'Bout frickin time. Now, load up a few Hellfire missiles and get the job done.

Why would The DEA and ATF want to kill their friends?

What part of "U.S. Military" was unclear to you?

Same Union, different local. Let's not overlook the FBI either. Remember the Director who liked to fellate black men while wearing a dress? Collected dirt on all the politicos ensuring he had a job for life.
Aaah, our erstwhile, honest defenders of justice and freedom...