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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by FBM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:56 pm

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FBM wrote:Maybe just start explaining how to use toilet paper instead of his left hand...
Actually, it's a smooth stone held in the left hand. I learned that one "in the field" you might say.
Mmmm...check on that. We're talking India, not the Middle East. :zilla:
They have Muslims in Pakistan I hear. The Quran specifies that method.
But the guy is actually Indian, you see... :ele:
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:00 pm

If you're going to get bogged down in details... :Erasb:
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

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Gawdzilla wrote:If you're going to get bogged down in details... :Erasb:

Smell my finger...
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

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Gawdzilla wrote:If you're going to get bogged down in details... :Erasb:

Smell my finger...
I can smell it from here. :faints:
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

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Gawdzilla wrote:If you're going to get bogged down in details... :Erasb:

Smell my finger...
I can smell it from here. :faints:
I'm not sure that's my finger you're smelling there... I sometimes wash my hands afterwards... :shifty:
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:36 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:If you're going to get bogged down in details... :Erasb:
It's you who are on bog detail :razzle:
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:50 pm

Here's a few:


Dothead?
Towelhead?
Diaper wearing Ghandi?
ABCD (American Born Confused Desi)? (if in the US)
Chee chee? (used mainly in England)
Curry muncher? (Id.)
Curry slurper? (Id.)
Raghead?
Sand nigger?
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:15 pm

thanks for the ideas guys. to be honest, upon reflection, I can see engaging with him (as I would a normal person) would be a guaranteed loss for me.

So I am planning on killing him instead. it's just easier. and I figure if I get caught the paperwork will be less. And I suspect it is also more culturally appropriate - well, it is a bit further east. and they were much the same colour.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by hadespussercats » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:26 pm

I actually didn't know Paki was an insult until I was in grad school. I mentioned needing to make a run to the packie's, because where I come from, that's short for "package store" or "place to buy booze."

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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Santa_Claus » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:33 pm

hadespussercats wrote:I actually didn't know Paki was an insult until I was in grad school. I mentioned needing to make a run to the packie's, because where I come from, that's short for "package store" or "place to buy booze."

A classmate from London was horrified, until we sorted out the confusion.
I had the same problem with the word Nigger. Over here it means black person. In the US apparently it's offensive. be warned!
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by FBM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:57 pm

Yeah...still separated by a common language, I guess... :?
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by egbert » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:09 pm

Santa_Claus wrote:thanks for the ideas guys. to be honest, upon reflection, I can see engaging with him (as I would a normal person) would be a guaranteed loss for me.

So I am planning on killing him instead. it's just easier. and I figure if I get caught the paperwork will be less. And I suspect it is also more culturally appropriate - well, it is a bit further east. and they were much the same colour.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:50 am

"Dalit", said with a sneer and followed by instant dismissal is about the most effective way of pissing off an Indian apart from calling them a Paki.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:06 pm

hadespussercats wrote:I actually didn't know Paki was an insult until I was in grad school. I mentioned needing to make a run to the packie's, because where I come from, that's short for "package store" or "place to buy booze."

A classmate from London was horrified, until we sorted out the confusion.
It's impossible to know what nickname is offensive and what isn't.

Paki is offensive, but Brit is not and Pole is not. It's all arbitrary, and often manufactured by groups with an agenda that want to control the language.

The name "Pakistan" is a recently made up name in the first place, and could very easily be deemed offensive. It never existed before it was coined by a Cambridge College student (who also was a Muslim nationalist), and he devised it as followsL P=Punjab, A=Afghania (a name for the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa), K=Kashmir, S=Sindh. An "i" intruded later to ease pronunciation. The suffix -stan in Persian means "home of" and in Sanskrit means "place". It's an acronym with a suffix.
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Re: I want to offend an Indian - without calling him a Paki.

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:51 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:"Dalit", said with a sneer and followed by instant dismissal is about the most effective way of pissing off an Indian apart from calling them a Paki.
Wouldn't "pariah", "harijan" or other more traditional/pejorative terms be even more effective?
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