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Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by cowiz » Wed May 06, 2009 5:45 pm

There is such a thing as justice after all

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090506/od_nm/us_speeding_1
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed May 06, 2009 5:48 pm

Is there a speed limit for horses? Just wondering......
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Post by Animavore » Wed May 06, 2009 5:49 pm

Sounds like karma.
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by Pappa » Wed May 06, 2009 11:31 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Is there a speed limit for horses? Just wondering......
You can be arrested for being "drunk in charge of a horse".
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by cowiz » Wed May 06, 2009 11:31 pm

Pappa wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Is there a speed limit for horses? Just wondering......
You can be arrested for being "drunk in charge of a horse".
Or a push bike
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by Arse » Thu May 07, 2009 12:03 am

You can be arrested for having sex with one too. I'm not joking, there was a man in England put on the Sex Offenders Register for committing a sexual act with a bicycle.
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by The Red Fox » Thu May 07, 2009 12:11 am

ghost wrote:You can be arrested for having sex with one too. I'm not joking, there was a man in England put on the Sex Offenders Register for committing a sexual act with a bicycle.
I remember reading about that. :lol:

I think he took the phrase "riding a bike" a little too literally.
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by cowiz » Thu May 07, 2009 12:40 am

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ghost wrote:You can be arrested for having sex with one too. I'm not joking, there was a man in England put on the Sex Offenders Register for committing a sexual act with a bicycle.
I remember reading about that. :lol:

I think he took the phrase "riding a bike" a little too literally.
I was really hoping that would not come up again. You have sex with one bike and.....
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Re: Speed Camera Boss Banned for Speeding

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 07, 2009 1:29 am

pawiz wrote:
The Red Fox wrote:
ghost wrote:You can be arrested for having sex with one too. I'm not joking, there was a man in England put on the Sex Offenders Register for committing a sexual act with a bicycle.
I remember reading about that. :lol:

I think he took the phrase "riding a bike" a little too literally.
I was really hoping that would not come up again. You have sex with one bike and.....
You went a bit far felching the thing if you ask me. :nono:
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