After years of wanting to know what a douche actually is and meaning to look it up I have finally Wikied it and... I'm not impressed to say the least.
This just reinforces my view that woman are grotty and disgusting. It's quite possible I may never go near a vagina again.
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Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Should I be happy or scared?Existentialist1844 wrote:Just be aware of one thing on this forum: I am the most important person here. If you keep this in mind, your stay here will be enjoyable.
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Just point and laugh. That's what everyone else does.lexx wrote:Should I be happy or scared?Existentialist1844 wrote:Just be aware of one thing on this forum: I am the most important person here. If you keep this in mind, your stay here will be enjoyable.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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Oh, things have turned somewhat easier...
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You should be very happy. Talking to me is an honor.lexx wrote:Should I be happy or scared?Existentialist1844 wrote:Just be aware of one thing on this forum: I am the most important person here. If you keep this in mind, your stay here will be enjoyable.
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Existentialist1844 wrote:You should be very scared. Talking to me is pure horror.lexx wrote:Should I be happy or scared?Existentialist1844 wrote:Just be aware of one thing on this forum: I am the most important person here. If you keep this in mind, your stay here will be enjoyable.
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And those Zumwalts are already useless, they can be taken out with an ICBM.
The world is a thing of utter inordinate complexity and richness and strangeness that is absolutely awesome. I mean the idea that such complexity can arise not only out of such simplicity, but probably absolutely out of nothing, is the most fabulous extraordinary idea. And once you get some kind of inkling of how that might have happened, it's just wonderful. And . . . the opportunity to spend 70 or 80 years of your life in such a universe is time well spent as far as I am concerned.
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My secretary will consider about your offer 
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G'day, lexx, a big welcome from Australia!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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Hi Lexx, and welcome. I'm a Canadian Finn with a Russian last name. My father was from Karelia.
If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.-Red Green
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"Never been worried about what other people see when they look at me". Gawdzilla
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I got thrown out of Athena because of some Russians one time.Woodbutcher wrote:Hi Lexx, and welcome. I'm a Canadian Finn with a Russian last name. My father was from Karelia.
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The poster shop?Gawdzilla wrote:I got thrown out of Athena because of some Russians one time.Woodbutcher wrote:Hi Lexx, and welcome. I'm a Canadian Finn with a Russian last name. My father was from Karelia.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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I was following a pack around. Six sailors and a commissar. They were looking at all the goodies, but obviously couldn't afford any. So I decided to by them all a drink. I thought some red wine or bloody marys would be appropriate. However, I got a little too enthusiastic and they called a cop. (Did I mention I was already drunk?)Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The poster shop?Gawdzilla wrote:I got thrown out of Athena because of some Russians one time.Woodbutcher wrote:Hi Lexx, and welcome. I'm a Canadian Finn with a Russian last name. My father was from Karelia.
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