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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:53 am

rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
They were victims of God's plan. He put a forbidden thing in the middle of a garden and told two naked teenagers to not touch it. Then he stood back and waited.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by rachelbean » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:09 am

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rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
They were victims of God's plan. He put a forbidden thing in the middle of a garden and told two naked teenagers to not touch it. Then he stood back and waited.
I agree, but I think the bible has a different point of view :hehe:
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rachelbean wrote:Why in the world would Adam or Eve be saints? They fucked everything up. They're like the anti-saints :lol:
They were victims of God's plan. He put a forbidden thing in the middle of a garden and told two naked teenagers to not touch it. Then he stood back and waited.
I agree, but I think the bible has a different point of view :hehe:
You mean The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys? Hardly surprising the woman gets the blame, is it?
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by DRSB » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:16 am

Lilith, Adam's first wife, the one that refused to lie beneath him and fled to the Earth instead, is more deserving, she did not even eat from the tree.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:23 am

Deersbee wrote:Lilith, Adam's first wife, the one that refused to lie beneath him and fled to the Earth instead, is more deserving, she did not even eat from the tree.
"Obedient wife fail."

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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by The Dawktor » Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:29 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:All your questions can be answered here: http://www.adameve.com :demon:
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Re: Eve and Adam question

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Bella Fortuna wrote:All your questions can be answered here: http://www.adameve.com :demon:
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Re: Eve and Adam question

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Yellow Shitty wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
Yellow Shitty wrote:
Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Peter you wanker! Pearly gates and all that.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:48 am

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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by Animavore » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:45 pm

Yellow Shitty wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
Yellow Shitty wrote:
Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Peter you wanker! Pearly gates and all that.
Correct -You are Peter and upon this rock I will build my church.
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Lol! Peter was the first Pope.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by PsychoSerenity » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:52 pm

Animavore wrote:
Yellow Shitty wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
Yellow Shitty wrote:
Animavore wrote:Paul is the first Saint. There are none before him.
Peter you wanker! Pearly gates and all that.
Correct -You are Peter and upon this rock I will build my church.
Yay, I'm the best Christian on the forum :food:
Lol! Peter was the first Pope.
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:53 pm

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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by cowiz » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:00 pm

Deersbee wrote:Lilith, Adam's first wife, the one that refused to lie beneath him and fled to the Earth instead, is more deserving, she did not even eat from the tree.
Bloody feminists :lay:
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by .Morticia. » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:08 pm

hmmmm

so sainthood is an exclusive xian phenomenon

Begs the question

did any OT characters ascend to heaven like many of the martyred saints and if not, why not? Weren't they deemed worthy enough by god?
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Re: Eve and Adam question

Post by rachelbean » Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:17 pm

.Morticia. wrote:hmmmm

so sainthood is an exclusive xian phenomenon

Begs the question

did any OT characters ascend to heaven like many of the martyred saints and if not, why not? Weren't they deemed worthy enough by god?
Yes. Isaiah, Elijah and Enoch I can remember off the top of my head, but there may be more :ask:
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