Only on Top Gear. Only Jeremy Clarkson!
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Only on Top Gear. Only Jeremy Clarkson!
Tonight at 8.00.
"Jeremy Clarkson gets behind the wheel of a Jaguar XJ and races against the rotation of the Earth".
"Jeremy Clarkson gets behind the wheel of a Jaguar XJ and races against the rotation of the Earth".
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Sounds like something Clarkson would do. 

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Re: Only on Top Gear. Only Jeremy Clarkson!
The car was nice though




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The reality, somewhat prosaic.Rum wrote:Tonight at 8.00.
"Jeremy Clarkson gets behind the wheel of a Jaguar XJ and races against the rotation of the Earth".
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Yes I thought so too. It is a programme I watch now and again because I love to hate it! I kind of enjoy it too in a guilty sort of way!HomerJay wrote:The reality, somewhat prosaic.Rum wrote:Tonight at 8.00.
"Jeremy Clarkson gets behind the wheel of a Jaguar XJ and races against the rotation of the Earth".
But this item was overblown, even if the car was rather nice.
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But strangely blasphemous?Rum wrote:But this item was overblown
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Quite so! Encouraging! Clarkson isn't as big an arsehole as he tries to pretend to be!HomerJay wrote:But strangely blasphemous?Rum wrote:But this item was overblown
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Wonder when they'll air it here-- I love that show.
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I would like a one-off combined Mythbusters/Top Gear special...
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"We got this one off the Internet. The myth is James May can find his way out of a paper bag on a sunny day. We'll be testing a variety of containers under different lighting conditions. For a test subject we have obtained use of Graham Norton from the BBC."JimC wrote:I would like a one-off combined Mythbusters/Top Gear special...
The interactions could be interesting...
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What the hell?Rum wrote:It is a programme I watch now and again because I love to hate it! I kind of enjoy it too in a guilty sort of way!
I watch it when I can, and I enjoy it without any guilt. It's great TV!

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I love the way they ambush each other. The Hamster was truly shocked to discover they'd put a monstrous Jaguar engine in a delivery van he drove against the Aussie Top Gear mob.normal wrote:What the hell?Rum wrote:It is a programme I watch now and again because I love to hate it! I kind of enjoy it too in a guilty sort of way!
I watch it when I can, and I enjoy it without any guilt. It's great TV!

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