Who's the shittest philosopher?
Re: Who's the shittest philosopher?
I'm educated quite well thank you. It doesn't stop me classifying all philosophy I have ever come into contact with as linguistic wankery. Some of it is quite amusing but all is of less use than that large pile of dung there
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Re: Who's the shittest philosopher?
locutus7 wrote:Serious Best: Hume, who Ought to be, and Is.

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Re: Who's the shittest philosopher?
Then you'd love Wittgenstein.Azathoth wrote:I'm educated quite well thank you. It doesn't stop me classifying all philosophy I have ever come into contact with as linguistic wankery. Some of it is quite amusing but all is of less use than that large pile of dung there

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That's not the next line.Anthroban wrote:Coito ergo sum wrote:Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Do you presume to have a complete understanding of his philosophy?
I am amused.
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I looked thru all four pages just to see if anyone had mentioned HEGEL
fuck, I hate that useless idiot
books full of crap to rationalise feelings of superiority and to glorify the fatherland. Dialectics, what a pantload.
That and a [sarcasm]comrade[/sarcasm] at the Marxist School would drag up the name every fucking week. Drove me mental .
fuck, I hate that useless idiot
books full of crap to rationalise feelings of superiority and to glorify the fatherland. Dialectics, what a pantload.
That and a [sarcasm]comrade[/sarcasm] at the Marxist School would drag up the name every fucking week. Drove me mental .
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He would get a vote from me as would Nietzsche - the syphilitic maniac !.Morticia. wrote:I looked thru all four pages just to see if anyone had mentioned HEGEL
fuck, I hate that useless idiot
books full of crap to rationalise feelings of superiority and to glorify the fatherland. Dialectics, what a pantload.
That and a [sarcasm]comrade[/sarcasm] at the Marxist School would drag up the name every fucking week. Drove me mental .
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Pray, what Marxist School? Many so called Marxists have read little more than the Manifest. I take it you have better credentials..Morticia. wrote:I looked thru all four pages just to see if anyone had mentioned HEGEL
That and a [sarcasm]comrade[/sarcasm] at the Marxist School would drag up the name every fucking week. Drove me mental .
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Deersbee wrote:Pray, what Marxist School? Many so called Marxists have read little more than the Manifest. I take it you have better credentials..Morticia. wrote:I looked thru all four pages just to see if anyone had mentioned HEGEL
That and a [sarcasm]comrade[/sarcasm] at the Marxist School would drag up the name every fucking week. Drove me mental .
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How did we get this far without Craig being mentioned.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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I still have trouble deciding between my bottom three : plato (his own stuff as opposed to the Socrates original), Aristotle and Blaise Pascal.
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You lose, icky does not even qualify as the drippings from a diarrhea shite, this is about people who devoted some real thought to ultimately produce shitty systems.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:David Icke /thread
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do cult head novelists qualify as philosophers?Deersbee wrote:Castaneda
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Interesting, because if you make that distinction, plato might go down into "political theorist" down from "philosopher", since his pet subject was the perfect state and the nature and motive of Laws...redunderthebed wrote:It's spelt Marx just read it off the poster i have of him on my bedroom wall.Deersbee wrote:What about Karl Marks? I think he was pretty smart! Not his fault Lenin decided to apply the whole thing to Russia. So, the shittiest of them all was Lenin; you may object he does not qualify as a philosopher, but he wrote and wrote theories too.![]()
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Neither of them are philosophers but political theorists regardless of what you think of there theories.
I'm of the opinion that most philosophers are wanky naval gazers that say alot about nothing that matters in the greater scheme of things.
Although Alain De Botton annoys the shit out of me most of all fuck off with your poncy crap.
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