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Cliff Richard

Post by Atheist-Lite » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:06 pm

We can rebuild him?

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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by devogue » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:04 pm

A genius.

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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Callan » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:07 pm

You swine!
For one sweet moment, I thought he'd snuffed it...

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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by devogue » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:11 pm

The greatest genius is evident in simplicity. Why no one ever thought of combining The Lord's Prayer and Auld Lang Syne is beyond me. Once Sir Cliff did it, it just seemed so obvious and right.

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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:14 pm

He looks very thin these days. I'm thinking drugs? Maybe speed?
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by devogue » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:18 pm

Kevin wrote:He looks very thin these days. I'm thinking drugs? Maybe speed?
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:28 pm

devogue wrote:
Kevin wrote:He looks very thin these days. I'm thinking drugs? Maybe speed?
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Yes amphetamines, very helpful aids for keeping up with his own songs. :tup:
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:11 pm

Callan wrote:You swine!
For one sweet moment, I thought he'd snuffed it...
Me too - I live for the day we move this thread to the wake. :nono:
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Pensioner » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:39 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Callan wrote:You swine!
For one sweet moment, I thought he'd snuffed it...
Me too - I live for the day we move this thread to the wake. :nono:
;this: a shit head, Cliff, go and fall off a fucker.
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by devogue » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:20 pm



A brilliant song. If you exchange "ship" for "shit" it has a certain Rationalia feel.

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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Millefleur » Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:21 pm

devogue wrote:

A brilliant song. If you exchange "ship" for "shit" it has a certain Rationalia feel.

It'd have more of a Rationalia feel to it if you sang it yourself and posted it.
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by klr » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:43 pm

Harry Webb? We don't talk about him anymore ...
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Tero » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:02 pm

My God, he is still alive? He was popular when Elvis was popular.

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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:04 pm

Tero wrote:My God, he is still alive? He was popular when Elvis was popular.
That's what happens when you wear the ring. :nutter:
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Re: Cliff Richard

Post by MarkS » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:09 am



More Cliff! Cliff iss goood!

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