http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... Episode_2/
Edith: "Einstein revealed the greatest mysteries of our universe"
Satan: "I know. That's why he's down here. God didn't like him doing that. He prefers humanity to remain pig ignorant. Doesn't he Scumspawn?"
Scumspawn: "He says the more they know the less they worship him"
Edith: "But Einstein was a wonderful scientist"
Satan: "No no. Look, Edith, what you have to understand is that god hates all scientists. Or as HE calls them 'Nosey bastards'".
Scumspawn: "I remember how furious he was when they split the atom"
Satan: "Oh god, yes. He just ran around shouting 'Why do they have to keep playing with my stuff?"
Scumspawn: "And because he feels as though they muscle in on his patch, in death he punishes them with eternal damnation"
Satan: "Yes, and in life he punishes them with a lack of girlfriends"
