Chavettes

[Rum]

I don't want this to sound judgemental because they can't help the circumstances they are born into, but fuck it is hard NOT to be.

I was walking behind two 'chavettes' - female chavs in their late teens. Both were pushing buggies and had small snotty nosed kids of about the same age in them - potential chavlets no doubt, both dressed in the latest chav kit (low end) and sporting beer bellies. I don't know if it was the wind direction or some odd acoustic property of the road but I could hear every word they spoke. Their conversation went something like like this:

Ch#1 'So I goes like fuck him then, knowwhatImean'

Ch#2 'Yeah fuck 'im'

Ch#2 'So he goes I fink yous a whore you bitch'

Ch#1 'I'd afuckin slapped the twat'!

Ch#1 'So me mam says you get outa this fuckin' house, yous and he says 'and yous a cunt too, you bitch'.

Ch#2 His ma's a cunt. Jaz fucks her'


..and so on.

I walked in in despair.

[Mr P]

My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".

[Millefleur]

My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".

My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'

Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.

[Thinking Aloud]

My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".

My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'

Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.

Texting.

[Millefleur]

My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".

My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'

Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.

Texting.

Or swigging from a can of Stella.

[Thinking Aloud]

My favorite tale doing the rounds (probably a myth but still funny): Overheard conversation in a department store jewelry section, "Scuse me mate, 'ave yous got any o' them crosses wi' little fella on?".

My dad heard that from a friend, supposedly he was travelling round Australia and came to a touristy jewellery shop selling necklaces inc crucifixes, he asks for one and the guy says in an Ozzie accent 'You want one with a little fella on it?'

Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.

Texting.

Or swigging from a can of Stella.

Or both.

[Mr P]

Rum - totally agree with you, it's so hard to not be judgemental but boy is it hard, especially when they're gathered in a pack, each one barely 20, with a baby in a buggy, a toddler tethered to the buggy with reins, pregnant and puffing on a cigarette.

I can't help but feel sorry for little Chiabatta and Chlamydia, raised on nothing more than Greggs dummies.


For anyone outside the UK reading this post, it is actually written in english

[Robert_S]

Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?

[Thinking Aloud]

Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?

She gave birth to all of them, yes.

[klr]

Yeahbutnobutcosyouseewhathappenedwoz ....

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?

She gave birth to all of them, yes.

As a result of her fucking the entire country.

[gib]

srsly, how does Thatcher >>> chavs?

[Mr P]

srsly, how does Thatcher >>> chavs?

She was the one who put their parents/granparents out of work and so created the dole culture as an acceptable alternative.

[/rant]

[gib]

I'm not pro Thatch so don't worry about ranting.

But there were just as many unemployed in the 70s no?

Making it easy to live on benefits doesn't sound like a tory thing either.

[Feck]

Is it true that they are part of Thatcher's legacy?

YES