The Aussie Rules thread
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JimC
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Just to top off an excellent day, Geelong crushed the Lions by 93 points in an awesome display of physical strength and precision...
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It's showdown tonight i can't wait hopefully we can beat the c***s tonight. 
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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We beat the cows woohoo!
Port 15.15.105
Cows 12.7.79
I was walking to the pizza bar to help mum carry the pizzas and i saw that sign i had to mess with it. :twisted:
Guy from shop "That's the second port supporter tonight that has messed with it"
Port 15.15.105
Cows 12.7.79
I was walking to the pizza bar to help mum carry the pizzas and i saw that sign i had to mess with it. :twisted:
Guy from shop "That's the second port supporter tonight that has messed with it"
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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redunderthebed wrote:We beat the cows woohoo!
Port 15.15.105
Cows 12.7.79
I was walking to the pizza bar to help mum carry the pizzas and i saw that sign i had to mess with it. :twisted:
Guy from shop "That's the second port supporter tonight that has messed with it"
Geelong plays Melbourne later today. If we let them beat us we should be lined up against a wall and shot...
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Luckily, both team and supporters have avoided that fate after a solid 43 point win against a Melbourne team that put in a lot of effort.JimC wrote:redunderthebed wrote:We beat the cows woohoo!
Port 15.15.105
Cows 12.7.79
I was walking to the pizza bar to help mum carry the pizzas and i saw that sign i had to mess with it. :twisted:
Guy from shop "That's the second port supporter tonight that has messed with it"
Geelong plays Melbourne later today. If we let them beat us we should be lined up against a wall and shot...
Having beaten the Demons, the real test comes when we play the Saints...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Gary Ablett has sore buttocks, and may not play for weeks! 
This has turned me to drink...
This has turned me to drink...
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Are you sure thats from playing football.JimC wrote:Gary Ablett has sore buttocks, and may not play for weeks!
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Well, he is a good looking lad, and down in Geelong, there's not much else to do...redunderthebed wrote:Are you sure thats from playing football.JimC wrote:Gary Ablett has sore buttocks, and may not play for weeks!
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A tidy 8 goal win by the Cats over the Swans today keeps us on track...
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Yeah and first leg of my multi was the cats to win by over 38 points.JimC wrote:A tidy 8 goal win by the Cats over the Swans today keeps us on track...
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Happy to oblige, old son!redunderthebed wrote:Yeah and first leg of my multi was the cats to win by over 38 points.JimC wrote:A tidy 8 goal win by the Cats over the Swans today keeps us on track...
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Now to get the rest of the multi and ill have some extra money.JimC wrote:Happy to oblige, old son!redunderthebed wrote:Yeah and first leg of my multi was the cats to win by over 38 points.JimC wrote:A tidy 8 goal win by the Cats over the Swans today keeps us on track...
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Did you pick Freo to piss all over the Blues?redunderthebed wrote:Now to get the rest of the multi and ill have some extra money.JimC wrote:Happy to oblige, old son!redunderthebed wrote:Yeah and first leg of my multi was the cats to win by over 38 points.JimC wrote:A tidy 8 goal win by the Cats over the Swans today keeps us on track...
Surprised me, that one...
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A solid 11 goal win over North Melbourne keeps our unbeaten streak intact...
Go Cats!
The real match will be round 14 when we take on the Saints... :hum:
Go Cats!
The real match will be round 14 when we take on the Saints... :hum:
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Port play Richmond tomorrow should be easy. :hum:
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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