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by hadespussercats » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:23 pm
Coito ergo sum wrote:Charlou wrote:Cunt wrote:Fuck ya baby! Do you need an enthusiastic amateur photographer? I have a VERY accurate micrometer!
So long as I get to ... measure ... yours with it too

What are those things? Devices from the Spanish Inquisition?
Well, it looks like a C-clamp, an awl, and I'm not sure what the third one is, but I've seen similar things used for shaping metal.
But they do look ominous, laid out like that, don't they?
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by Blondie » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:24 pm
Uh.. they're all calipers.

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by Cunt » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:29 pm
hadespussercats wrote:Pappa wrote:What was this thread about again?
Clit size. Haven't you been paying attention?
Nope - it's about clitoral harassment. Haven't you been paying attention?
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by hadespussercats » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:32 pm
Anthroban wrote:Uh.. they're all calipers.

Says you. Don't look like no calipers I've ever seen-- but then, artist-type calipers are bound to be different from scientist-type calipers...
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by mistermack » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:39 pm
Clits and penises are just like cars. Size doesn't matter, what's important is that they start, and get you to where you want to go.
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by maiforpeace » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:11 pm
mistermack wrote:Clits and penises are just like cars. Size doesn't matter, what's important is that they start, and get you to where you want to go.
Whenever and however you talk about penises always makes me laugh when I look at your carrot.

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by Blondie » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:17 pm
hadespussercats wrote:Anthroban wrote:Uh.. they're all calipers.

Says you. Don't look like no calipers I've ever seen-- but then, artist-type calipers are bound to be different from scientist-type calipers...
Wasn't it you who said you'd seen them around machine shops? That's where you'll find these types of calipers mostly. Those are all very high quality - professional stuff, not that I'm a machinist or anything.
eta: Apparently they're micrometers. Sue me. They're specialized calipers. meh. (I've also heard people call regular calipers micrometers.. so fuck it).
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by hadespussercats » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:22 pm
Anthroban wrote:hadespussercats wrote:Anthroban wrote:Uh.. they're all calipers.

Says you. Don't look like no calipers I've ever seen-- but then, artist-type calipers are bound to be different from scientist-type calipers...
Wasn't it you who said you'd seen them around machine shops? That's where you'll find these types of calipers mostly. Those are all very high quality - professional stuff, not that I'm a machinist or anything.
I said they looked like things I've seen around machine shops. Unfortunately, I'm no machinist. Carpentry, yes, sculpture, yes, machining, no.
Though once you mentioned it I could make out the gradations of marks on the sides.
I'd like to learn how to machine things. And how to arc weld. Not that those two comments have anything to do with anything.
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by hadespussercats » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:26 pm
mistermack wrote:Clits and penises are just like cars. Size doesn't matter, what's important is that they start, and get you to where you want to go.
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Sorry, mistermack, but size does matter. For instance, if you try to put an elephant in a VW, that car ain't going anywhere. But I like your enthusiasm.
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by Blondie » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:39 pm
^
Some chicks have really small clits. Nothing 'wrong' with it - not like having a really small cock (I mean like 2 inches long erect

), but it does make eating them out a big more of a challenge. Especially when they're the type who get off on direct stimulation, not just rubbing & licking the hood and general area. You might try sucking pussy while licking, that works magic for some.

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by mistermack » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:51 pm
hadespussercats wrote:mistermack wrote:Clits and penises are just like cars. Size doesn't matter, what's important is that they start, and get you to where you want to go.
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Sorry, mistermack, but size does matter. For instance, if you try to put an elephant in a VW, that car ain't going anywhere. But I like your enthusiasm.
I spose so, but I'd still rather have a volkeswagen that starts, than an artic truck that don't. At least you could move smaller mammals, like pandas and armadillos, even if you had to pass on elephants. I'm not so fussy these days.
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by JimC » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:24 pm
I've got it now!
This thread is about Richard Dawkins apologising for leaving out a serious discussion of the clitoris issue from any of his books!

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by lordpasternack » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:18 pm
JimC wrote:I've got it now!
This thread is about Richard Dawkins apologising for leaving out a serious discussion of the clitoris issue from any of his books!

I'm sure he expounds on the homology of the penis and clitoris in The Selfish Gene - or one of his books at any rate...

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by Pappa » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:05 pm
hadespussercats wrote:Pappa wrote:What was this thread about again?
Clit size. Haven't you been paying attention?
We need pics then!
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by Blondie » Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:18 pm
But how to measure and from where?
I can fudge the length of my cock by nearly .75 inches depending on how I measure.

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