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Re: I Am

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:17 pm

I remember him! Such a sweet caring, boy. Used to help out at the local soup kitchen and take old ladies accross the road.

.... or did I dream it?

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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Kristie » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Pappa wrote:Someone PMed me a picture of you wearing nothing but a banjo yesterday... which reminded me you were missing.

Welcome, you weird but wonderful thing. :mrgreen:
I'd bet money that it was Exi. :mrgreen:
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Hermit » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:21 pm

mrenutt4 wrote:Oh can I storm of in a huff If he tells a joke ? ;)
Do it, please! I'm sick of empty promises! :pissed:

Hey, Lozzer. I collect jokes themed around missing girls. Got any?
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Lozzer » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:24 pm

How did that happen ;) I can't honestly remember posting them anywhere other than Facebook and myspace.

Here, have another incriminating picture (Me stoned+drunk=wasted at my birthday party :D )

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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:25 pm

Someone PMed me a picture of you wearing nothing but a banjo yesterday... which reminded me you were missing.

Welcome, you weird but wonderful thing.
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Re: I Am

Post by Pappa » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:33 pm

Nothing beat the dog food episode.

:whisper: Lozzer videoed himself eating dog food and spewing.
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:34 pm

Lozzer wrote:How did that happen ;) I can't honestly remember posting them anywhere other than Facebook and myspace.

Here, have another incriminating picture (Me stoned+drunk=wasted at my birthday party :D )

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Re: I Am

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:36 pm

Pappa wrote:Nothing beat the dog food episode.

:whisper: Lozzer videoed himself eating dog food and spewing.
:dono:

Oh, wait. I'm in Korea. 'dog food' means something entirely different over here.
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by charlou » Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:51 pm

*peers closely* :what: Is that ... is that ... dried snot on your pants?

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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Lozzer » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:02 pm

Charlou wrote:*peers closely* :what: Is that ... is that ... dried snot on your pants?
Snot? No not snot... :drool:
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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by charlou » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:17 pm

Lozzer wrote:
Charlou wrote:*peers closely* :what: Is that ... is that ... dried snot on your pants?
Snot? No not snot... :drool:
You mean ... :shifty: :drool: ... ?

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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:18 pm

Charlou wrote:
Lozzer wrote:
Charlou wrote:*peers closely* :what: Is that ... is that ... dried snot on your pants?
Snot? No not snot... :drool:
You mean ... :shifty: :drool: ... ?
Yep. It's from that guy sitting next to him...
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Re: I Am

Post by Existentialist1844 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:23 pm

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Re: Welcome Lozzer!

Post by Existentialist1844 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:25 pm

FIO wrote:
Pappa wrote:Someone PMed me a picture of you wearing nothing but a banjo yesterday... which reminded me you were missing.

Welcome, you weird but wonderful thing. :mrgreen:
I'd bet money that it was Exi. :mrgreen:
:shifty:
"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

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Re: I Am

Post by Lozzer » Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:28 pm

FFS why do I do these things :roll: and why do they come back to haunt me so?
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